TO CHILDREN

by Andrew Lang · from Prince Prigio: From "His Own Fairy Book"

fairy tale origin story humorous Ages 8-14 760 words 4 min read
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CEFR A1 Age 5 355 words 2 min Canon 98/100

Once upon a time, there was a prince. His name was Prince Leo. Prince Leo loved quiet. He loved quiet very, very much. Prince Leo lived in a special land. His people liked quiet too. They said, "Quiet life is best." Prince Leo liked it. He always wanted peace and quiet.

One day, Prince Leo wanted more quiet. He traveled very far away. He looked for a new, quiet home. He found a big, dark cave. The cave looked very calm. Prince Leo felt sleepy. He lay down in the cave. He closed his eyes. He fell fast asleep. He liked the quiet cave very much.

Then, a big noise woke him. A very big dragon was there. The Big Dragon looked scary. Its breath was hot. It coiled its long tail. The Big Dragon spoke in a loud voice. "Kiss me!" it said. Prince Leo was surprised. He did not want to kiss it.

Prince Leo thought about quiet. He wanted peace again. He was a brave prince. He said, "Yes, I will kiss you." He leaned. Prince Leo gave the dragon a kiss. He wanted his quiet sleep back very much.

Then, magic happened! The Big Dragon changed. It became a pretty princess. Her name was Princess Lina. She had a kind face. She wore a nice dress. A bad spell made her a dragon. Prince Leo broke the spell. Princess Lina was very happy to be free.

Princess Lina was very smart. She was also very strong. She helped Prince Leo. They found a good place. They built a new home there. They made a new land. Prince Leo became the king. He was happy with Princess Lina. She was a good and smart queen.

Prince Leo and Princess Lina lived gladly. They had happy people. Their children were special. Prince Leo still loved quiet. But he loved Princess Lina more. He knew he made a good choice. He had a quiet life. He had a happy wife. His life was good.

Prince Leo and Princess Lina lived gladly there. They had happy people. He knew quiet choices lead to big journeys.

Original Story 760 words · 4 min read

TO CHILDREN.

The Author of this book is also the Editor of the Blue, Red, Greenland Yellow Fairy Books. He has always felt rather an impostor, because so many children seem to think that he made up these books out of his own head. Now he only picked up a great many old fairy tales, told in French, German, Greek, Chinese, Red Indian, Russian, and other languages, and had them translated and printed, with pictures. He is glad that children like them, but he must confess that they should be grateful to old forgotten people, long ago, who first invented these tales, and who knew more about fairies than we can hope to do.

My Own Fairy Book, which you now have in your hands, was made up altogether out of his own head by the Author, of course with the help of the Historical Papers in the kingdom of Pantouflia. About that ancient kingdom very little is known. The natives speak German; but the Royal Family, as usual, was of foreign origin. Just as England has had Norman, Scottish, and, at present, a line of German monarchs, so the kings of Pantouflia are descended from an old Greek family, the Hypnotidæ, who came to Pantouflia during the Crusades. They wanted, they explained, not to be troubled with the Crusades, which they thought very injudicious and tiresome. The Crest of the regal house is a Dormouse, dormant, proper, on a field vert, and the Motto, when translated out of the original Greek, means, Anything for a Quiet Life.

It may surprise the young reader that princes like Prigio and Ricardo, whose feet were ever in the stirrup, and whose lances were always in rest, should have descended from the family of the Hypnotidæ, who were remarkably lazy and peaceful. But these heroes doubtless inherited the spirit of their great ancestress, whose story is necessary to be known. On leaving his native realm during the Crusades, in search of some secure asylum, the founder of the Pantouflian monarchy landed in the island of Cyprus, where, during the noon-tide heat, he lay down to sleep in a cave. Now in this cave dwelt a dragon of enormous size and unamiable character. What was the horror of the exiled prince when he was aroused from slumber by the fiery breath of the dragon, and felt its scaly coils about him!

“Oh, hang your practical jokes!” exclaimed the prince, imagining that some of his courtiers were playing a prank on him.

“Do you call this a joke?” asked the dragon, twisting its forked tail into a line with his royal highness’s eye.

“Do take that thing away,” said the prince, “and let a man have his nap peacefully.‘’

“Kiss me!” cried the dragon, which had already devoured many gallant knights for declining to kiss it.

“Give you a kiss,” murmured the prince; “oh, certainly, if that’s all! Anything for a quiet life.

So saying, he kissed the dragon, which instantly became a most beautiful princess; for she had lain enchanted as a dragon, by a wicked magician, till somebody should be bold enough to kiss her.

“My love! my hero! my lord! how long I have waited for thee; and now I am eternally thine own!”

So murmured, in the most affectionate accents, the Lady Dragonissa, as she was now called.

Though wedded to a bachelor life, the prince was much too well-bred to make any remonstrance.

The Lady Dragonissa, a female of extraordinary spirit, energy, and ambition, took command of him and of his followers, conducted them up the Danube, seized a principality whose lord had gone crusading, set her husband on the throne, and became in course of time the mother of a little prince, who, again, was great, great, great, great-grandfather of our Prince Prigio.

From this adventurous Lady Dragonissa, Prince Prigio derived his character for gallantry. But her husband, it is said, was often heard to remark, by a slight change of his family motto:

Anything for a Quiet Wife!

You now know as much as the Author does of the early history of Pantouflia.

As to the story called The Gold of Fairnilee, such adventures were extremely common in Scotland long ago, as may be read in many of the works of Sir Walter Scott and of the learned in general. Indeed, Fairnilee is the very place where the fairy queen appointed to meet her lover, Thomas the Rhymer.

With these explanations, the Author leaves to the judgment of young readers his Own Fairy Book.

PRINCE PRIGIO


Story DNA

Plot Summary

Andrew Lang introduces his 'Own Fairy Book' and the fictional kingdom of Pantouflia, explaining the paradoxical origin of its adventurous royal family, the Hypnotidæ, whose motto is 'Anything for a Quiet Life'. He recounts how the family's founder, seeking to avoid the Crusades, encountered an enchanted dragon in Cyprus. Prioritizing peace, the prince kissed the dragon, transforming it into the beautiful and ambitious Lady Dragonissa, who then established their kingdom. This origin story explains how adventurous princes like Prigio inherited their spirit from their formidable ancestress, despite their family's peace-loving motto.

Themes

legacytransformationunexpected heroismpeace vs. adventure

Emotional Arc

curiosity to amusement

Writing Style

Voice: third person omniscient
Pacing: moderate
Descriptive: moderate
Techniques: direct address to reader, meta-commentary, humorous asides

Narrative Elements

Conflict: person vs supernatural
Ending: happy
Magic: dragon transformation, enchantment by a wicked magician
the dormant dormouse crestthe dragon

Cultural Context

Origin: Scottish (Andrew Lang)
Era: timeless fairy tale

The text references the historical Crusades and the succession of royal families in England (Norman, Scottish, German) to ground the fictional Pantouflia in a relatable historical context.

Plot Beats (10)

  1. The author clarifies that he is an editor, not an inventor, of most fairy tales, but 'My Own Fairy Book' is his original creation.
  2. He introduces the fictional kingdom of Pantouflia and its royal family, the Hypnotidæ, known for their motto 'Anything for a Quiet Life'.
  3. The author notes the paradox of adventurous princes like Prigio descending from such a lazy family.
  4. He explains that the family's founder, seeking to avoid the Crusades, landed in Cyprus and fell asleep in a dragon's cave.
  5. The dragon awakens the prince and demands a kiss, threatening him.
  6. The prince, prioritizing peace, agrees to kiss the dragon.
  7. The dragon transforms into a beautiful princess, Lady Dragonissa, who had been under an enchantment.
  8. Lady Dragonissa, a woman of great spirit, takes command, establishes a principality, and places her husband on the throne.
  9. They become the ancestors of Prince Prigio, with the prince often modifying his motto to 'Anything for a Quiet Wife!'.
  10. The author concludes by offering these explanations to the young readers.

Characters

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The Founder of the Pantouflian Monarchy (The Exiled Prince)

human adult male

A man of average height and build, likely with features consistent with ancient Greek nobility, though specific details are not provided. He is not described as particularly robust or imposing, suggesting a more refined or scholarly disposition.

Attire: Simple, functional clothing suitable for travel during the Crusades, but of noble quality, perhaps a tunic and breeches of fine linen or wool, possibly with a cloak for warmth and disguise. No specific colors or embellishments are mentioned.

Wants: To find a secure asylum and live a quiet, untroubled life, avoiding the chaos of the Crusades.

Flaw: Extreme laziness and a desire for peace at any cost, which makes him easily led and somewhat passive.

He begins as an exiled prince seeking peace and ends up as the king of Pantouflia, largely due to the actions of his wife, though he maintains his core desire for a quiet life.

A man with a slightly annoyed but resigned expression, perhaps mid-yawn, as if constantly seeking a nap.

Lazy, peaceful, pragmatic, adaptable, well-bred. He prioritizes comfort and tranquility above all else.

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The Dragon

magical creature ageless non-human

An enormous dragon with scaly coils and fiery breath. Its appearance is fearsome and intimidating, designed to deter and devour. The scales would be dark and possibly iridescent, reflecting its ancient and magical nature.

Attire: Its natural scaly hide.

Wants: To break the enchantment placed upon it by a wicked magician, which requires a kiss from a bold individual.

Flaw: The enchantment itself, which forces it into a monstrous form until a specific condition is met.

Transforms from a terrifying dragon into a beautiful princess, Lady Dragonissa, upon receiving a kiss.

Its enormous, scaly body coiled around the prince, with fiery breath emanating from its nostrils.

Unamiable, demanding, playful in a cruel way (calling its actions 'jokes'), but ultimately enchanted and seeking release.

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Lady Dragonissa

human (formerly magical creature) young adult female

A woman of extraordinary beauty, likely with features that suggest her former dragon form's power, perhaps a striking intensity in her eyes or a regal bearing. Her physique would be strong and energetic, reflecting her ambition.

Attire: Regal and commanding attire, perhaps a flowing gown of rich, dark fabric like deep emerald or ruby silk, possibly with gold embroidery, reflecting her ambition and power. She would wear jewelry appropriate for a princess of Cyprus or a newly established queen.

Wants: To break her enchantment, secure her future, and establish a powerful kingdom for herself and her husband.

Flaw: Her ambition might make her overbearing or ruthless, though not explicitly shown as a flaw in this snippet.

Transforms from an enchanted dragon into a beautiful princess, then takes charge to establish a kingdom and become a queen.

A beautiful princess with an intense, determined gaze, wearing regal attire, standing confidently as if leading an army.

Extraordinary spirit, energy, ambition, affectionate, decisive, dominant. She is a natural leader and strategist.

Locations

A Cave in Cyprus

indoor noon Hot, midday sun outside, cool and damp inside the cave.

A dark, damp cave on the island of Cyprus, likely with rough-hewn rock walls and a cool, still atmosphere, providing shelter from the intense midday heat.

Mood: Initially peaceful and sleepy, then suddenly terrifying and dangerous, finally transforming into a romantic and magical setting.

The founder of Pantouflia monarchy seeks refuge from the Crusades, falls asleep, and encounters an enchanted dragon, which he then transforms into a princess with a kiss.

rough rock walls damp ground dragon's fiery breath dragon's scaly coils sleeping prince

The Kingdom of Pantouflia

outdoor Varies, but implies a temperate European climate.

An ancient, established kingdom in Central Europe, likely with German-speaking natives, suggesting a landscape of rolling hills, forests, and possibly a river like the Danube, with architecture reflecting Germanic styles.

Mood: A stable, historical kingdom, initially acquired through ambition and strategy, now a setting for heroic tales.

Lady Dragonissa seizes a principality along the Danube, establishing the Pantouflian monarchy and setting the stage for future generations of heroes like Prince Prigio.

Danube river (implied) Germanic architecture (half-timbered houses, stone castles) rolling hills forests