The Turtle and His Bride

by Andrew Lang · from The Brown Fairy Book

folk tale trickster tale humorous Ages 8-14 1652 words 8 min read
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The Turtle and His Bride

There was once a turtle who lived among a great many people of

different kinds, in a large camp near a big river which was born right

up amongst the snows, and flowed straight away south till it reached a

sea where the water was always hot.

There were many other turtles in the camp, and this turtle was kind and

pleasant to them all, but he did not care for any of them very much,

and felt rather lonely.

At last he built himself a hut, and filled it with skins for seats, and

made it as comfortable as any hut for miles round; and when it was

quite finished he looked about among the young women to see which of

them he should ask to be his wife.

It took him some time to make up his mind, for no turtle likes being

hurried, but at length he found one girl who seemed prettier and more

industrious than the rest, and one day he entered her home, and said:

“Will you marry me?”

The young woman was so surprised at this question that she dropped the

beaded slipper she was making, and stared at the turtle. She felt

inclined to laugh—the idea was so absurd; but she was kind-hearted and

polite, so she looked as grave as she could, and answered:

“But how are you going to provide for a family? Why, when the camp

moves, you will not even be able to keep up with the rest!”

“I can keep up with the best of them,” replied the turtle, tossing his

head. But though he was very much offended he did not let the girl see

it, and begged and, prayed her so hard to marry him that, at last, she

consented, very unwillingly.

“You will have to wait till the spring, though,” she said; “I must make

a great many slippers and dresses for myself, as I shall not have much

time afterwards.”

This did not please the turtle; but he knew it was no use talking, so

all he answered was:

“I shall go to war and take some captives, and I shall be away several

months. And when I return I shall expect you to be ready to marry me.”

So he went back to his hut, and at once set about his preparations. The

first thing he did was to call all his relations together, and ask them

if they would come with him and make war on the people of a

neighbouring village. The turtles, who were tired of doing nothing,

agreed at once, and next day the whole tribe left the camp. The girl

was standing at the door of her hut as they passed, and laughed out

loud—they moved so slowly. Her lover, who was marching at the head,

grew very angry at this, and cried out:

“In four days from now you will be weeping instead of laughing, because

there will be hundreds of miles between you and me.”

“In four days,” replied the girl—who only promised to marry him in

order to get rid of him—“in four days you will hardly be out of sight.”

“Oh, I did not mean four days, but four YEARS,” answered the turtle,

hastily; “whatever happens I shall be back by then.”

The army marched on, till one day, when they felt as if they must have

got half round the earth, though they were scarcely four miles from the

camp, they found a large tree lying across their path. They looked at

it with dismay, and the oldest among them put their heads together to

see what was to be done.

“Can’t we manage to get past by the top?” asked one.

“Why, it would take us YEARS,” exclaimed another. “Just look at all

those tall green branches, spreading in every direction. If once we got

entangled in THEM, we should never get out again!”

“Well then, let us go round by the bottom,” said a third.

“How are we to do that, when the roots have made a deep hole, and above

that is a high bank?” replied a fourth. “No; the only way I can think

of, is to burn a large hole in the trunk.” And this they did, but the

trunk was very thick, and would not burn through.

“It is no use, we must give it up,” they agreed at last. “After all,

nobody need ever know! We have been away such a long while that we

might easily have had all sorts of adventures.” And so the whole

company turned homewards again.

They took even longer to go back than they had to come, for they were

tired and footsore with their journey. When they drew near the camp

they plucked up their courage, and began to sing a war-song. At this

the villagers came flocking to see what spoils the turtles had won,

but, as they approached, each turtle seized some one by the wrist,

exclaiming: “You are our spoils; you are our prisoners!”

“Now that I have got you I will keep you,” said the leader, who had

happened to seize his betrothed.

Everybody was naturally very angry at this behaviour, and the girl most

of all, and in her secret heart she determined to have her revenge.

But, just at present, the turtles were too strong, so the prisoners had

to put on their smartest slippers and their brightest clothes, and

dance a war dance while the turtles sang. They danced so long that it

seemed as if they would never stop, till the turtle who was leading the

singing suddenly broke into a loud chant:

Whoever comes here, will die, will die!

At this all the dancers grew so frightened that they burst through the

ring of their captors, and ran back to the village, the turtles

following—very slowly. On the way the chief turtle met a man, who said

to him:

“That woman who was to have been your wife has married another man!”

“Is that true?” said the turtle. “Then I must see him.”

But as soon as the villager was out of sight the turtle stopped, and

taking a bundle containing fringes and ornaments from his back, he hung

them about him, so that they rattled as he walked. When he was quite

close to the hut where the woman lived, he cried out:

“Here I am to claim the woman who promised to be my wife.”

“Oh, here is the turtle,” whispered the husband hurriedly; “what is to

be done now?”

“Leave that to me; I will manage him,” replied the wife, and at that

moment the turtle came in, and seized her by the wrist. “Come with me,”

he said sternly.

“You broke your promise,” answered she. “You said you would be back

soon, and it is more than a year since you went! How was I to know that

you were alive?”

At her words the husband took courage, and spoke hastily:

“Yes, you promised you would go to war and bring back some prisoners,

and you have not done it.”

“I DID go, and made many prisoners,” retorted the turtle angrily,

drawing out his knife. “Look here, if she won’t be MY wife, she sha’n’t

be YOURS. I will cut her in two; and you shall have one half, and I the

other.”

“But half a woman is no use to me,” answered the man. “If you want her

so much you had better take her.” And the turtle, followed by his

relations, carried her off to his own hut.

Now the woman saw she would gain nothing by being sulky, so she

pretended to be very glad to have got rid of her husband; but all the

while she was trying to invent a plan to deliver herself from the

turtle. At length she remembered that one of her friends had a large

iron pot, and when the turtle had gone to his room to put away his

fringes, she ran over to her neighbour’s and brought it back. Then she

filled it with water and hung it over the fire to boil. It was just

beginning to bubble and hiss when the turtle entered.

“What are you doing there?” asked he, for he was always afraid of

things that he did not understand.

“Just warming some water,” she answered. “Do you know how to swim?”

“Yes, of course I do. What a question! But what does it matter to you?”

said the turtle, more suspicious than ever.

“Oh, I only thought that after your long journey you might like to

wash. The roads are so muddy, after the winter’s rains. I could rub

your shell for you till it was bright and shining again.

“Well, I AM rather muddy. If one is fighting, you know, one cannot stop

to pick one’s way. I should certainly be more comfortable if my back

was washed.”

The woman did not wait for him to change his mind. She caught him up by

his shell and popped him straight into the pot, where he sank to the

bottom, and died instantly.

The other turtles, who were standing at the door, saw their leader

disappear, and felt it was their duty as soldiers to follow him; and,

springing into the pot, died too. All but one young turtle, who,

frightened at not seeing any of his friends come out again, went as

fast as he could to a clump of bushes, and from there made his way to

the river. His only thought was to get away as far as possible from

that dreadful hut; so he let the river carry him where it was going

itself, and at last, one day, he found himself in the warm sea, where,

if he is not dead, you may meet him still.

[Bureau of Ethnology.]


Story DNA

Moral

Sometimes, wit and cunning are more effective than brute force or stubbornness.

Plot Summary

A lonely turtle proposes to a young woman, who reluctantly agrees to marry him to get rid of him. The turtle and his kin embark on a farcical 'war' that fails to leave their camp, but they return pretending victory and capture villagers, including the woman. After she marries another, the turtle forcibly takes her, threatening violence. The woman, feigning compliance, tricks the turtle into a boiling pot, killing him and his followers, thus securing her freedom.

Themes

cleverness over strengthrevengefreedomdeception

Emotional Arc

annoyance to triumph

Writing Style

Voice: third person omniscient
Pacing: moderate
Descriptive: moderate

Narrative Elements

Conflict: person vs person
Ending: moral justice
Magic: talking animals (turtles)
the boiling pot (justice/revenge)the fallen tree (obstacle/incompetence)

Cultural Context

Origin: Native American (Bureau of Ethnology)
Era: timeless fairy tale

The story is attributed to the 'Bureau of Ethnology,' suggesting it's an ethnographic collection of a Native American folk tale, likely from a specific tribe, though not specified in the text.

Plot Beats (13)

  1. A turtle, feeling lonely, builds a comfortable hut and decides to find a wife.
  2. He proposes to a pretty, industrious young woman, who, despite finding the idea absurd, reluctantly agrees to marry him in the spring to get rid of him.
  3. The turtle, offended by her doubt about his speed, declares he will go to war and return in several months, then hastily changes it to four years.
  4. The turtle gathers his relations, and they set off for war, but are stopped by a large fallen tree just four miles from camp.
  5. Unable to overcome the obstacle, the turtles decide to give up, turn back, and pretend they had many adventures.
  6. Upon returning, they sing a war-song and seize villagers, claiming them as prisoners, with the chief turtle capturing his betrothed.
  7. The villagers are forced to dance, but escape when the turtle leader chants a frightening song.
  8. The chief turtle learns his betrothed has married another man and confronts her at her hut, adorned with war fringes.
  9. The turtle threatens to cut the woman in half, but her husband, fearing for her life, tells the turtle to take her.
  10. The woman, pretending to be happy, plots her escape and brings a large iron pot to boil water.
  11. She tricks the turtle into believing she will wash his muddy shell in the boiling water.
  12. She seizes the turtle and throws him into the pot, where he dies instantly.
  13. The other turtles, seeing their leader disappear, jump into the pot and die, except for one young turtle who escapes to the warm sea.

Characters

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The Turtle

turtle adult male

Has a shell, slow-moving, muddy after fighting

Attire: Fringes and ornaments worn as war regalia

Turtle wearing rattling fringes and ornaments

Persistent, easily offended, somewhat naive, vengeful

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The Bride

human young adult female

Prettier and more industrious than the other women

Attire: Beaded slippers, bright clothes, dresses made for her wedding

Woman in bright tribal dress holding a large iron pot

Kind-hearted initially, but cunning, resentful, and resourceful

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The Husband

human adult male

Not specifically described

Attire: Typical tribal clothing

Man cowering behind his wife

Easily intimidated, cowardly, opportunistic

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Young Turtle

turtle young adult male

A turtle

Small turtle fleeing towards the river

Frightened, self-preserving

Locations

Large Camp near the River

outdoor

A bustling camp with various people and many turtles, located near a large river originating from snowy mountains.

Mood: lively, communal

The turtle proposes to the young woman, and later the turtles return 'victorious' from their failed war.

huts river snowy mountains people of different kinds turtles

Turtle's Hut

indoor

A comfortable hut filled with skins for seats, made to be the most comfortable hut for miles around.

Mood: lonely, then briefly domestic

The turtle prepares for war, brings the woman here after 'kidnapping' her, and ultimately meets his demise in the boiling pot.

skins for seats comfortable furnishings fringes and ornaments

Fallen Tree in the Forest

outdoor day

A large tree lying across the turtles' path, with tall green branches spreading in every direction and deep roots forming a hole with a high bank.

Mood: frustrating, impassable

The turtle army is defeated by an obstacle and turns back.

large tree trunk tall green branches deep roots high bank

Woman's Neighbor's Hut

indoor

A neighbor's hut where the woman borrows a large iron pot.

Mood: neighborly, helpful

The woman borrows the pot that will be used to kill the turtle.

large iron pot