BUTTERCUP

BUTTERCUP

Once on a time there was an old wife who sat and baked. Now, you must know that

this old wife had a little son, who was so plump and fat, and so fond of good

things, that they called him Buttercup; she had a dog, too, whose name was

Goldtooth, and as she was baking, all at once Goldtooth began to bark.

“Run out, Buttercup, there’s a dear!” said the old wife,

“and see what Goldtooth is barking at.”

So the boy ran out, and came back crying out:

“Oh, Heaven help us! here comes a great big witch, with her head under

her arm, and a bag at her back.”

“Jump under the kneading-trough and hide yourself”, said his

mother.

So in came the old hag!

“Good day”, said she!

“God bless you!” said Buttercup’s mother.

“Isn’t your Buttercup at home to-day?” asked the hag.

“No, that he isn’t. He’s out in the wood with his father,

shooting ptarmigan.”

“Plague take it”, said the hag, “for I had such a nice little

silver knife I wanted to give him.”

“Pip, pip! here I am”, said Buttercup under the kneading-trough,

and out he came.

“I’m so old, and stiff in the back”, said the hag, “you

must creep into the bag and fetch it out for yourself.”

But when Buttercup was well into the bag, the hag threw it over her back and

strode off, and when they had gone a good bit of the way, the old hag got

tired, and asked:

“How far is it off to Snoring?”

“Half a mile”, answered Buttercup.

So the hag put down the sack on the road, and went aside by herself into the

wood, and lay down to sleep. Meantime Buttercup set to work and cut a hole in

the sack with his knife; then he crept out and put a great root of a fir-tree

into the sack, and ran home to his mother.

When the hag got home and saw what there was in the sack, you may fancy she was

in a fine rage.

Next day the old wife sat and baked again, and her dog began to bark just as he

did the day before.

“Run out, Buttercup, my boy”, said she, “and see what

Goldtooth is barking at.”

“Well, I never!” cried Buttercup, as soon as he got out; “if

there isn’t that ugly old beast coming again with her head under her arm,

and a great sack at her back.”

“Under the kneading-trough with you and hide”, said his mother.

“Good day!” said the hag, “is your Buttercup at home

to-day?”

“I’m sorry to say he isn’t”, said his mother;

“he’s out in the wood with his father, shooting ptarmigan.”

“What a bore”, said the hag; “here I have a beautiful little

silver spoon I want to give him.”

“Pip, pip! here I am”, said Buttercup, and crept out.

“I’m so stiff in the back”, said the old witch, “you

must creep into the sack and fetch it out for yourself.”

So when Buttercup was well into the sack, the hag swung it over her shoulders

and set off home as fast as her legs could carry her. But when they had gone a

good bit, she grew weary, and asked:

“How far is it off to Snoring?”

“A mile and a half”, answered Buttercup.

So the hag set down the sack, and went aside into the wood to sleep a bit, but

while she slept, Buttercup made a hole in the sack and got out, and put a great

stone into it. Now, when the old witch got home, she made a great fire on the

hearth, and put a big pot on it, and got everything ready to boil Buttercup;

but when she took the sack, and thought she was going to turn out Buttercup

into the pot, down plumped the stone and made a hole in the bottom of the pot,

so that the water ran out and quenched the fire. Then the old hag was in a

dreadful rage, and said, “If he makes himself ever so heavy next time, he

shan’t take me in again.” The third day everything went just as it

had gone twice before; Goldtooth began to bark, and Buttercup’s mother

said to him:

“Do run out and see what our dog is barking at.”

So out he went, but he soon came back crying out:

“Heaven save us! Here comes the old hag again with her head under her

arm, and a sack at her back.”

“Jump under the kneading-trough and hide”, said his mother.

“Good day!” said the hag, as she came in at the door; “is

your Buttercup at home to-day?”

“You’re very kind to ask after him”, said his mother;

“but he’s out in the wood with his father, shooting

ptarmigan.”

“What a bore now”, said the old hag; “here have I got such a

beautiful little silver fork for him.”

“Pip, pip! here I am”, said Buttercup, as he came out from under

the kneading-trough.

“I’m so stiff in the back”, said the hag, “you must

creep into the sack and fetch it out for yourself.”

But when Buttercup was well inside the sack, the old hag swung it across her

shoulders, and set off as fast as she could. This time she did not turn aside

to sleep by the way, but went straight home with Buttercup in the sack, and

when she reached her house it was Sunday.

So the old hag said to her daughter:

“Now you must take Buttercup and kill him, and boil him nicely till I

come back, for I’m off to church to bid my guests to dinner.”

So, when all in the house were gone to church the daughter was to take

Buttercup and kill him, but then she didn’t know how to set about it at

all.

“Stop a bit”, said Buttercup; “I’ll soon show you how

to do it; just lay your head on the chopping-block, and you’ll soon

see.”

So the poor silly thing laid her head down, and Buttercup took an axe and

chopped her head off, just as if she had been a chicken. Then he laid her head

in the bed, and popped her body into the pot, and boiled it so nicely; and when

he had done that, he climbed up on the roof, and dragged up with him the

fir-tree root and the stone, and put the one over the door, and the other at

the top of the chimney.

So when the household came back from church, and saw the head on the bed, they

thought it was the daughter who lay there asleep; and then they thought they

would just taste the broth.

Good, by my troth! Buttercup broth,

said the old hag.

Good, by my troth! Daughter broth,

said Buttercup down the chimney, but no one heeded him.

So the old hag’s husband, who was every bit as bad as she, took the spoon

to have a taste.

Good, by my troth! Buttercup broth,

said he.

Good, by my troth! Daughter broth,

said Buttercup down the chimney pipe.

Then they all began to wonder who it could be that chattered so, and ran out to

see. But when they came out at the door, Buttercup threw down on them the

fir-tree root and the stone, and broke all their heads to bits. After that he

took all the gold and silver that lay in the house, and went home to his

mother, and became a rich man.

TAMING THE SHREW Once on a time there was a king, and he had a daughter who was such a scold,

and whose tongue went so fast, there was no stopping it. So he gave out that

the man who could stop her tongue should have the Princess to wife, and half

his kingdom into the bargain. Now, three brothers, who heard this, made up

their minds to go and try their luck; and first of all the two elder went, for

they thought they were the cleverest; but they couldn’t cope with her at

all, and got well thrashed besides. Then Boots, the youngest, set off, and when he had gone a little way he found

an ozier band lying on the road, and he picked it up. When he had gone a little

farther he found a piece of a broken plate, and he picked that up too. A little

farther on he found a dead magpie, and a little farther on still, a crooked

ram’s horn; so he went on a bit and found the fellow to the horn; and at

last, just as he was crossing the fields by the king’s palace, where they

were pitching out dung, he found a worn-out shoe-sole. All these things he took

with him into the palace, and went before the Princess. “Good day”, said he. “Good day”, said she, and made a wry face. “Can I get my magpie cooked here?” he asked. “I’m afraid it will burst”, answered the Princess. “Oh! never fear! for I’ll just tie this ozier band round it”,

said the lad, as he pulled it out. “The fat will run out of it”, said the Princess. “Then I’ll hold this under it”, said the lad, and showed her

the piece of broken plate. “You are so crooked in your words”, said the Princess,

“there’s no knowing where to have you.” “No, I’m not crooked”, said the lad; “but this

is”, as he held up one of the horns. “Well!” said the Princess, “I never saw the match of this in

all my days.” “Why, here you see the match to it”, said the lad, as he pulled out

the other ram’s horn. “I think”, said the Princess, “you must have come here to

wear out my tongue with your nonsense.” “No, I have not”, said the lad; “but this is worn out”,

as he pulled out the shoe-sole. To this the Princess hadn’t a word to say, for she had fairly lost her

voice with rage. “Now you are mine”, said the lad; and so he got the Princess to

wife, and half the kingdom.