Table of Contents

by George Ade · from Fables in Slang

fable moral tale humorous Ages all ages 300 words 2 min read
Cover: Table of Contents

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CEFR A1 Age 5 361 words 2 min Canon 100/100

Hello, little reader! Do you like stories? I have a special book for you. This book is full of story ideas. It is not a book with long stories. It is a book to help you think. You can make your own stories. This book gives you fun ideas. You can imagine many things.

This book shows many story ideas. Each idea is a little title. The titles are short and easy. They tell you about a fun story. You can think about what happens next. The ideas are for you to play. You can make a story in your head. It is fun to think of stories.

Each story idea starts the same. It says, "The Story of the..." Then it tells you what the friend did. Like: a bear loved honey. A ball rolled. See? It is very simple. A little bird sang. A big dog played. A tiny mouse ran fast. A happy cat jumped high. You can use these ideas. They help you start.

These story ideas are happy. They are not sad. They are not tricky. They are about good things. They are about silly things. You can think of a happy ending. You can think of a fun adventure. Like: a blue bird sang. A big dog found. A small fish swam. A brave knight rode. A funny clown smiled. You can make them happy.

There are many, many story ideas here. So many ideas for you to explore. You will find many friends. A clever fox. A sleepy bear. A shiny star. A lost toy. A brave knight. A tiny mouse. A fast car. A silly clown. A friendly robot. A talking tree. Many ideas for you to pick. Each one is a new start.

This book does not tell you the stories. It only gives you the ideas. You can make up the rest. What happens to the little bear? Did the red ball roll far? What did the blue bird sing? You can imagine it all. This book helps you dream. You can tell your own stories. You can draw them too. Or tell them to a friend. Your stories are special.

Original Story 300 words · 2 min read

Table of Contents

The Fable of the Visitor Who Got a Lot for Three Dollars

The Fable of the Slim Girl Who Tried to Keep a Date that was Never Made

The Fable of the New York Person Who Gave the Stage Fright to Fostoria, Ohio

The Fable of the Kid Who Shifted His Ideal

The Fable of the Base Ball Fan Who Took the Only Known Cure

The Fable of the Good Fairy with the Lorgnette, and why She Got It Good

The Fable of the Unintentional Heroes of Centreville

The Fable of the Parents Who Tinkered with the Offspring

The Fable of How He Never Touched George

The* Fable of the Preacher Who Flew His Kite, but not Because He Wished to Do *So

The Fable of Handsome Jethro, Who was Simply Cut Out to be a Merchant

The Fable of Paducah's Favorite Comedians and the Mildewed Stunt

The Fable of Flora and Adolph and a Home Gone Wrong

The Fable of the Copper and the Jovial Undergrads

The Fable of the Professor Who Wanted to be Alone

The Fable of a Statesman Who Couldn't Make Good

The Fable of the Brash Drummer and the Peach Who Learned that There Were Others

The Fable of Sister Mae, Who Did as Well as Could Be Expected

The Fable of How the Fool-Killer Backed Out of a Contract

The Fable of the Caddy Who Hurt His Head while Thinking

The Fable of the Martyr Who Liked the Job

The Fable of the Bohemian Who had Hard Luck

The Fable of the Coming Champion Who was Delayed

The Fable of the Lawyer Who Brought in a Minority Report

The Fable of the Two Mandolin Players and the Willing Performer

The Fable of the Man Who Didn't Care for Story-Books



Story DNA fable · humorous

Moral

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Plot Summary

This 'story' is a meta-fictional piece presented as a table of contents for a collection of fables. It consists solely of a list of elaborate, ironic titles for fables that are never actually told. Each title hints at a distinct narrative involving various human types and their foibles, following a consistent naming convention. The piece serves as a humorous commentary on the nature of storytelling and reader expectations, ending without delivering any of the implied narratives.

Themes

human follysocial satireironyeveryday life

Emotional Arc

amusement to reflection

Writing Style

Voice: third person omniscient
Pacing: episodic
Descriptive: sparse
Techniques: rule of three, ironic titles, direct address to reader

Narrative Elements

Conflict: person vs society
Ending: ambiguous
Magic: Good Fairy, Fool-Killer
the list of titles itself as a symbol of unfulfilled promise or potential stories

Cultural Context

Origin: American
Era: late 19th / early 20th century

George Ade was known for his 'fables in slang,' which satirized American society and manners at the turn of the 20th century. This piece is a meta-fable, a joke about the format itself.

Plot Beats (6)

  1. The 'story' begins with a title: 'Table of Contents'.
  2. A list of distinct 'fables' is presented, each with an elaborate, descriptive title.
  3. Each title follows a specific pattern: 'The Fable of the [Character/Situation] Who [Action/Outcome]'.
  4. The titles hint at various human foibles, social situations, and ironic outcomes.
  5. The list continues for several entries, suggesting a substantial collection of stories.
  6. The 'story' ends abruptly after the last title, without any actual fable content.

Characters 6 characters

The Visitor ★ protagonist

human adult male

A man of average height and build, likely appearing somewhat unassuming or eager, as he is a tourist looking for a good deal.

Attire: A dark wool suit, possibly a three-piece suit, with a starched white shirt and a conservative tie. He would wear a fedora or bowler hat when outdoors, and polished leather shoes.

Wants: To get the most value for his money, to experience new things, to feel he has made a smart purchase.

Flaw: Susceptible to sales pitches and the allure of a 'good deal', potentially overlooking quality for quantity.

He believes he has found a great deal, but the story implies the quality or true value might be questionable, suggesting a subtle shift from initial excitement to potential future realization.

A man holding a small, perhaps slightly oversized, souvenir or item he just acquired, with a look of satisfied triumph.

Thrifty, opportunistic, easily impressed, somewhat naive.

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An adult man of average height and build, facing forward, full body visible head to toe. He has neatly combed dark brown hair, a clean-shaven face, and earnest brown eyes. He wears a dark grey wool three-piece suit, a crisp white collared shirt, and a dark red silk tie. His posture is slightly eager, and he holds a small, somewhat gaudy souvenir in his right hand, with a pleased, slightly naive expression. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, single figure, no watermark, no text, no signature.

The Slim Girl ★ protagonist

human young adult female

A slender young woman, likely of average height, with a delicate frame, emphasizing her 'slim' characteristic.

Attire: A fashionable, yet modest, day dress made of light cotton or linen, possibly in a pastel color like lavender or pale blue, with a high collar and long sleeves, cinched at the waist. She might wear small, delicate lace-up boots.

Wants: To meet someone, to experience romance, to fulfill an imagined social engagement.

Flaw: Over-imagination, clinging to non-existent possibilities, vulnerability to disappointment.

Starts with hopeful anticipation, progresses through persistent waiting, and ends in quiet, unfulfilled disappointment, learning a lesson about managing expectations.

A slender young woman standing alone, looking expectantly down a street or into a cafe, with a slight frown of growing disappointment.

Hopeful, persistent, perhaps a bit romantic or prone to wishful thinking, ultimately disappointed.

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A slender young adult woman of average height, facing forward, full body visible head to toe. She has light brown hair styled in soft waves pulled back from her face, with large, expressive blue eyes and a delicate nose. She wears a pale lavender cotton day dress with a high lace collar and long sleeves, cinched at the waist with a matching fabric belt. She holds a small, beaded reticule in her gloved hands, and her posture is one of patient, slightly anxious waiting, with a wistful expression. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, single figure, no watermark, no text, no signature.

The New York Person ⚔ antagonist

human adult unknown

Likely tall and self-assured, with a commanding presence that suggests urban sophistication and a certain air of superiority.

Attire: Extremely fashionable and expensive clothing, likely a tailored dark suit for a man or an elaborate, high-fashion gown for a woman, made of fine wool or silk, with accessories that scream 'New York sophistication' – perhaps a monocle, a feathered hat, or elaborate jewelry.

Wants: To impress, to assert superiority, to maintain an image of urban grandeur.

Flaw: Underestimates others, perhaps secretly insecure despite outward bravado.

Their arrival causes a stir, and they successfully intimidate the local populace, reinforcing their perceived superiority.

A figure standing tall and aloof, dressed in the height of New York fashion, looking down with a slight smirk at a group of smaller-town folk.

Arrogant, sophisticated (or perceived as such), dismissive of provincial life, intimidating.

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A tall, slender adult figure, gender ambiguous, facing forward, full body visible head to toe. They have a sharp, elegant face with dark, discerning eyes and impeccably styled dark hair, pulled back neatly. They wear a meticulously tailored dark grey wool suit with a high collar and a long, flowing overcoat, adorned with a large, elaborate brooch. One hand rests confidently on a silver-tipped cane. Their posture is rigid and self-assured, with a slightly disdainful expression. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, single figure, no watermark, no text, no signature.

The Kid ★ protagonist

human child male

A young boy, likely slender and energetic, with the typical boundless energy of a child. His height would be appropriate for his age.

Attire: Simple, practical clothing for a child of the early 20th century: knickerbockers (short trousers that gather below the knee) in a sturdy fabric like tweed or corduroy, a plain cotton shirt, and sturdy leather boots or high-top shoes. Perhaps a cap.

Wants: To find a hero, to emulate greatness, to discover what he wants to be when he grows up.

Flaw: Lack of steadfastness, easily swayed by new ideas or figures, superficial understanding of ideals.

His ideal hero changes multiple times throughout the story, reflecting the common childhood experience of shifting aspirations and the influence of different role models.

A young boy with wide, admiring eyes, looking up at an unseen figure, his expression shifting from one hero to another.

Impressionable, easily influenced, enthusiastic, prone to hero-worship, fickle.

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A young boy, around eight years old, slender and energetic, facing forward, full body visible head to toe. He has a round, innocent face with bright blue eyes and tousled light brown hair that falls over his forehead. He wears grey tweed knickerbockers, a plain white cotton shirt with rolled-up sleeves, and sturdy brown leather high-top shoes. His posture is active and slightly leaning forward, with an expression of wide-eyed admiration and curiosity. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, single figure, no watermark, no text, no signature.

The Base Ball Fan ★ protagonist

human adult male

A man of average build, perhaps a bit disheveled from his intense dedication to baseball. His features might show signs of stress or excitement from following the sport.

Attire: Casual, comfortable clothing suitable for attending games: a simple collared shirt (perhaps plaid or striped), suspenders over trousers, and a cap (often a flat cap or a baseball cap, if available in the era).

Wants: To see his team win, to experience the thrill of the game, to be part of the baseball community.

Flaw: His emotional well-being is entirely tied to the success of his team, leading to significant distress and distraction.

His obsession reaches a peak, and he seeks a 'cure' for his all-consuming passion, implying a desire to regain balance in his life.

A man with a wide, open-mouthed shout, wearing a cap, with his hands cupped around his mouth or thrown up in exasperation/celebration.

Passionate, obsessive, excitable, prone to extreme highs and lows based on game outcomes, dedicated.

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An adult man of average build, facing forward, full body visible head to toe. He has a ruddy, animated face with bright, intense brown eyes and slightly disheveled brown hair under a grey wool flat cap. He wears a striped cotton collared shirt, dark trousers held up by suspenders, and sturdy leather shoes. His posture is energetic, leaning forward slightly, with one hand raised as if mid-cheer or protest, and an expression of passionate excitement. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, single figure, no watermark, no text, no signature.

The Good Fairy ★ protagonist

magical creature ageless female

A delicate and ethereal figure, perhaps slightly taller than a human, with an otherworldly grace. Her form would be slender and luminous.

Attire: A flowing gown made of shimmering, translucent fabric, perhaps in shades of pearl white, silver, or pale blue, adorned with subtle glitter or tiny embedded lights. It would appear to float around her, not constrained by earthly gravity. She would have large, iridescent wings, like those of a dragonfly or butterfly.

Wants: To help others, to observe human nature, to intervene when she deems it necessary.

Flaw: Can be out of touch with human realities, leading to her 'getting it good' (implying she faces consequences or misunderstandings).

She attempts to use her powers or wisdom to help, but her efforts backfire or are misunderstood, leading to her own discomfort or a lesson learned about intervention.

A shimmering fairy figure with large, iridescent wings, holding a lorgnette to her eyes, looking with an expression of bemused or slightly confused observation.

Benevolent, observant, well-intentioned, but perhaps a bit detached or prone to misjudgment due to her elevated perspective.

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An ageless, ethereal female figure, facing forward, full body visible head to toe. She has a serene, beautiful face with large, luminous silver eyes and long, flowing iridescent white hair. She wears a flowing gown of shimmering, translucent pearl-white fabric that appears to float around her, and large, delicate iridescent dragonfly wings sprout from her back. She holds a delicate, jeweled lorgnette to her eyes with one hand, with an expression of gentle, slightly detached observation. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, single figure, no watermark, no text, no signature.
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A Table of Contents

transitional

A list of fables, each with a descriptive title, presented as a table of contents.

Mood: Organized, introductory, slightly whimsical due to the fable titles.

This is the entire story, serving as an index to a collection of fables.

Numbered list Fable titles Hyperlinks
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A meticulously typeset page from an early 20th-century book, featuring a 'Table of Contents' with a list of whimsical fable titles. The paper has a slight aged parchment texture, and the typography is classic and elegant, with subtle decorative flourishes around the main title. Soft, even light illuminates the page, suggesting an indoor, quiet reading environment. no border, no frame, no watermark, no text, no signature, edge-to-edge illustration.