The Contents

by Guy Wetmore Carryl · from Grimm Tales Made Gay

fairy tale transformation humorous Ages all ages 187 words 1 min read
Cover: The Contents

Adapted Version

CEFR A1 Age 5 368 words 2 min Canon 95/100

Hello! Welcome to my book of stories! Let's read some fun tales, short and sweet.

The Lost Children walk in the wood. They are brave and they are good. They find their way, they are not sad. This story makes us all feel glad.

Cinderella has a shoe so bright. It helps her find a prince, a lovely sight. She dances with him.

Little Red Riding Hood wears a red hood. She meets a wolf, he is not good. She is clever, she is safe. The wolf runs away.

The Greedy Man wishes for much. He wants too much, with a magic touch. He learns a lesson.

Little Tom is very small. He is smart, he helps them all. He is brave and he is tall.

The Curious Wife opens a door. She wants to see what is in store. A secret room she finds. Her curious heart unwinds.

Rumpelstiltskin wants a baby, oh my! His secret name, they quickly spy. He stomps his foot, he is not glad. This tricky man is very sad.

Jack climbs up a beanstalk high. He sees a giant in the sky.

Good children are kind and true. Good things always come to you.

A kind girl helps a beast so grand. He turns into a prince, across the land.

A princess meets a prince, you see. "No, not for me!" she says with glee.

A brave knight fights a dragon bold. A princess is safe, a story told.

A princess sleeps for many years. A kiss wakes her, no more tears.

Jack plants beans, they grow so high. Up to the clouds, they reach the sky.

A clever cat wears boots so fine. He helps his friend, a clever sign.

Fortunatus has a magic hat. It helps him travel, just like that.

A sad princess learns to smile. She is happy, all the while.

A girl learns to speak so clear. Her words are sweet for all to hear.

Aladdin finds a magic lamp. He makes three wishes, oh what fun!

A fisherman meets a genie grand. He is clever, across the land.

That's all for now, our story book is done. I hope you liked these tales, every single one!

Original Story 187 words · 1 min read

The Contents

How the Babes in the Wood Showed They Couldn’t be Beaten

How Fair Cinderella Disposed of Her Shoe

How Little Red Riding Hood Came to be Eaten

How the Fatuous Wish of a Peasant Came True

How Hop O’ My Thumb Got Rid of an Onus

How the Helpmate of Blue-Beard Made Free with a Door

How Rumplestilz Held Out in Vain for a Bonus

How Jack Made the Giants Uncommonly Sore

How Rudeness and Kindness Were Justly Rewarded

How Beauty Contrived to Get Square with the Beast

How a Fair One no Hope to His Highness Accorded

How Thomas a Maid from a Dragon Released

How a Beauty was Waked and Her Suitor was Suited

How Jack Found that Beans May go Back on a Chap

How a Cat Was Annoyed and a Poet Was Booted

How Much Fortunatus Could Do with a Cap

How a Princess Was Wooed from Habitual Sadness

How a Girl was too Reckless of Grammar by Far

How the Peaceful Aladdin Gave Way to His Madness

How a Fisherman Corked up His Foe in a Jar

Envoi



Story DNA fairy tale · humorous

Plot Summary

This poem, 'The Contents,' is a humorous list of titles, each serving as a concise, rhyming summary or reinterpretation of a classic fairy tale. From Cinderella's shoe to Jack's giants and Aladdin's madness, the poem rapidly alludes to over twenty well-known stories. It acts as a witty index, inviting the reader to recall the original narratives through clever, often ironic, one-line descriptions, concluding with an 'Envoi'.

Themes

meta-narrativeliterary deconstructionsummary

Emotional Arc

curiosity to amusement

Writing Style

Voice: third person omniscient
Pacing: brisk
Descriptive: sparse
Techniques: list format, rhyme, allusion

Narrative Elements

Conflict: person vs person
Ending: cyclical
Magic: implied magic from the referenced fairy tales
the shoe (Cinderella)the door (Bluebeard)the beans (Jack and the Beanstalk)the cap (Fortunatus)

Cultural Context

Origin: English
Era: timeless fairy tale

Guy Wetmore Carryl was an American humorist and poet known for his parodies of children's literature, particularly his 'Fables for the Frivolous' (1898), from which this poem is taken. The humor relies on the reader's familiarity with the original fairy tales.

Plot Beats (22)

  1. The poem begins with a title, 'The Contents,' suggesting a list or index.
  2. The first entry alludes to 'The Babes in the Wood,' focusing on their resilience.
  3. The second entry references 'Cinderella,' highlighting her shoe.
  4. The third entry humorously summarizes 'Little Red Riding Hood's' fate.
  5. The fourth entry touches upon 'The Fisherman and His Wife' or similar wish-granting tales.
  6. The fifth entry points to 'Hop-o'-My-Thumb' and his cleverness.
  7. The sixth entry refers to 'Bluebeard's' wife and the forbidden door.
  8. The seventh entry mentions 'Rumpelstiltskin' and his failed bargain.
  9. The eighth entry alludes to 'Jack and the Beanstalk' and his encounters with giants.
  10. The ninth entry broadly covers tales of justice for good and bad behavior.
  11. The tenth entry references 'Beauty and the Beast' and Beauty's triumph.
  12. The eleventh entry hints at a princess rejecting a suitor.
  13. The twelfth entry describes a hero rescuing a maiden from a dragon, like 'Saint George and the Dragon'.
  14. The thirteenth entry refers to 'Sleeping Beauty' and her awakening.
  15. The fourteenth entry again mentions 'Jack and the Beanstalk,' focusing on the beans.
  16. The fifteenth entry humorously describes an annoyed cat and a 'booted' poet, possibly Puss in Boots or a meta-commentary.
  17. The sixteenth entry alludes to 'Fortunatus' and his magical cap.
  18. The seventeenth entry references a princess cured of sadness, possibly 'The Princess Who Never Smiled'.
  19. The eighteenth entry humorously points to a girl's grammatical error.
  20. The nineteenth entry mentions 'Aladdin' and his 'madness'.
  21. The twentieth entry describes a fisherman trapping a foe in a jar, referencing 'The Fisherman and the Jinni'.
  22. The poem concludes with an 'Envoi,' a short concluding stanza or passage.

Characters 8 characters

The Babes in the Wood ★ protagonist

human child child

Two small children, likely a boy and a girl, with the delicate build and soft features typical of young children. Their skin would be fair, perhaps a little smudged from their time in the woods.

Attire: Simple, worn peasant clothing appropriate for children of the era, likely made of coarse linen or wool in muted earth tones, perhaps with some tears or dirt from their ordeal.

Wants: To survive and find safety, to remain together.

Flaw: Their extreme youth and helplessness in the face of danger.

They face immense hardship but ultimately demonstrate an unbreakable spirit, even in death.

Two small children, hand-in-hand, looking lost amidst a dense forest.

Innocent, vulnerable, resilient, dependent.

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Two small children, a boy and a girl, standing hand-in-hand, facing forward, full body visible from head to toe. The boy has short, light brown hair and the girl has slightly longer, wavy blonde hair. Both have wide, innocent blue eyes and fair skin. They wear simple, worn linen tunics in muted green and brown, with bare feet. They look slightly lost and vulnerable. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, single figure, no watermark, no text, no signature.

Fair Cinderella ★ protagonist

human young adult female

A slender young woman of average height, with a graceful build. Her beauty is natural and radiant, even when obscured by hardship.

Attire: Initially, she wears simple, patched peasant dresses made of coarse fabric in muted colors, often smudged with ash. Later, she appears in an exquisite ball gown, likely made of shimmering silk or satin in a light, ethereal color like silver or pale blue, adorned with delicate embroidery or jewels, and glass slippers.

Wants: To escape her life of servitude, to find happiness and love, to attend the ball.

Flaw: Her passive nature and initial inability to stand up for herself against her stepfamily.

Transforms from an oppressed servant to a beloved princess, finding her rightful place and happiness.

A young woman in a shimmering ball gown and glass slippers, looking back as she descends a grand staircase.

Kind, patient, resilient, hopeful, humble.

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A young woman with long, wavy golden-blonde hair styled elegantly, bright blue eyes, and fair skin, standing gracefully, facing forward, full body visible from head to toe. She wears a shimmering pale blue silk ball gown with delicate silver embroidery and a wide skirt, and clear glass slippers on her feet. She holds one glass slipper in her hand. Her expression is gentle and hopeful. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, single figure, no watermark, no text, no signature.

Little Red Riding Hood ★ protagonist

human child female

A small, innocent girl with a delicate build, typical of a young child. Her features are soft and unblemished.

Attire: Her most distinctive feature is a bright red cloak or hooded cape, likely made of wool, worn over a simple peasant dress of linen or cotton in a muted color like cream or green. She carries a small wicker basket.

Wants: To deliver food to her grandmother, to explore the woods.

Flaw: Her naivety and trusting nature, which makes her vulnerable to deception.

Learns a harsh lesson about stranger danger and the consequences of disobedience, often rescued by an external force.

A small girl in a vibrant red hooded cape, carrying a basket, walking through a forest.

Innocent, trusting, naive, obedient (initially), curious.

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A small, innocent girl with light brown hair peeking from under her hood, wide blue eyes, and rosy cheeks, standing facing forward, full body visible from head to toe. She wears a vibrant red wool hooded cape over a simple cream linen dress and brown leather shoes. She carries a small wicker basket in her left hand. Her expression is curious and slightly naive. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, single figure, no watermark, no text, no signature.

The Fatuous Peasant ★ protagonist

human adult male

A man of sturdy, working-class build, likely a bit rough around the edges from manual labor. His features might be plain or somewhat coarse.

Attire: Practical, worn peasant clothing: a rough linen tunic, simple trousers, and sturdy leather boots. Colors would be earthy and muted, reflecting his station.

Wants: To gain wealth or comfort without effort, to satisfy immediate desires.

Flaw: His lack of foresight, greed, and inability to make wise choices, leading to self-sabotage.

Receives a magical gift but squanders it through foolish wishes, often ending up worse off than before.

A man in simple peasant clothes, looking bewildered or frustrated by the outcome of his wishes.

Foolish, greedy, short-sighted, easily swayed by immediate gratification, ungrateful.

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A sturdy adult man with a short, unkempt dark beard, weathered skin, and wide, slightly bewildered brown eyes, standing facing forward, full body visible from head to toe. He wears a rough, patched brown linen tunic, loose grey trousers, and sturdy dark leather boots. His posture is slightly slumped, and he gestures with open hands in a gesture of confusion. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, single figure, no watermark, no text, no signature.

Hop O' My Thumb ★ protagonist

human child male

An exceptionally small boy, no bigger than a man's thumb, but with a surprisingly sturdy and agile build for his size. His features are sharp and intelligent.

Attire: Simple, small-scale peasant clothing, likely a miniature tunic and breeches in muted colors, allowing for ease of movement.

Wants: To save himself and his brothers from danger, to outsmart his enemies.

Flaw: His extreme smallness makes him physically vulnerable.

Uses his intelligence and small stature to overcome giants and bring wealth to his family, proving that size does not determine strength.

A tiny boy, no bigger than a thumb, standing bravely against a giant backdrop.

Intelligent, resourceful, brave, quick-witted, protective of his siblings.

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A very small boy, no bigger than a thumb, with short dark brown hair, bright, intelligent dark eyes, and a determined expression, standing facing forward, full body visible from head to toe. He wears a simple miniature grey linen tunic and brown breeches. His posture is alert and confident. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, single figure, no watermark, no text, no signature.

Blue-Beard's Helpmate ★ protagonist

human young adult female

A young woman of delicate beauty, perhaps initially appearing naive or innocent, but possessing an underlying strength. Her build is slender.

Attire: Initially, she wears elegant, fashionable gowns of fine fabrics like silk or velvet in rich colors, reflecting her new status as Blue-Beard's wife. Later, her clothing might appear disheveled as she faces terror.

Wants: To understand the secret of the forbidden room, to save her life.

Flaw: Her overwhelming curiosity, which leads her to disobey a crucial command.

Discovers her husband's dark secret, faces mortal danger, and is ultimately rescued, gaining a deeper understanding of evil.

A young woman holding a small, blood-stained key, her face filled with terror.

Curious, disobedient (out of curiosity), fearful, resourceful (in seeking help), ultimately brave.

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A young woman with long, wavy light brown hair, wide, fearful blue eyes, and fair skin, standing facing forward, full body visible from head to toe. She wears an elegant, deep blue velvet gown with white lace cuffs and a high collar. She holds a small, ornate golden key with a visible bloodstain on it in her trembling right hand. Her expression is one of terror and desperation. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, single figure, no watermark, no text, no signature.

Rumplestilz ⚔ antagonist

magical creature ageless male

A small, grotesque, and ancient-looking creature. He is often depicted as having a hunched back, spindly limbs, and a disproportionately large head. His skin might be wrinkled and sallow.

Attire: Ragged, old-fashioned clothing, perhaps a tattered tunic and breeches in dark, earthy tones, suggesting his ancient and otherworldly nature. He might wear a pointed hat.

Wants: To gain power over others, to acquire a child, to be recognized for his magical abilities.

Flaw: His vanity and the need to have his name guessed, which is his only vulnerability.

Is outsmarted by the Queen, leading to his furious self-destruction.

A small, grotesque creature furiously stomping his foot, mid-tantrum.

Cunning, malicious, greedy, boastful, easily angered, vengeful.

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A small, hunched, grotesque male creature with wrinkled, sallow skin, beady red eyes, a long pointed nose, and a wide, malicious grin. He has sparse, wild dark hair and spindly limbs. He wears a tattered, dark green tunic and brown breeches, with pointed shoes. He is mid-stomp, one foot raised, his face contorted in a furious tantrum. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, single figure, no watermark, no text, no signature.

Jack ★ protagonist

human young adult male

A lean, agile young man, perhaps a bit scruffy but with a determined glint in his eye. He is of average height but possesses surprising strength and quickness.

Attire: Simple, practical peasant clothing: a rough linen shirt, patched breeches, and sturdy boots, suitable for climbing and manual labor. Colors would be muted and earthy.

Wants: To provide for his impoverished mother, to seek adventure and fortune, to outsmart the giants.

Flaw: His impulsiveness and occasional disregard for danger.

Transforms from a seemingly simple boy into a hero who brings wealth and security to his family by defeating giants.

A young man, small in comparison, climbing a massive beanstalk towards the clouds.

Brave, resourceful, cunning, adventurous, sometimes reckless, ambitious.

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A lean, agile young man with disheveled light brown hair, bright blue eyes, and a determined, slightly mischievous expression, standing facing forward, full body visible from head to toe. He wears a simple cream linen shirt, patched brown breeches, and sturdy dark leather boots. He holds a small, well-worn axe in his right hand. His posture is confident and ready for action. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, single figure, no watermark, no text, no signature.
Locations 4 locations
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The Wood

outdoor Autumn, with falling leaves, implying a chill in the air.

A dense, ancient forest, likely in a temperate European climate, with a winding path. The atmosphere is initially serene but quickly becomes foreboding as the babes are abandoned.

Mood: Melancholy, desolate, then tragic.

The Babes in the Wood are abandoned here, leading to their demise.

dense tree canopy winding forest path fallen leaves thicket of bushes
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A winding, overgrown dirt path disappearing into a dense, ancient European forest. Tall, gnarled oak and beech trees with dark, rough bark dominate the scene, their branches heavily laden with autumn leaves in shades of rust, gold, and deep red. Patches of sunlight filter through the thick canopy, dappling the forest floor which is covered in a thick carpet of fallen leaves and mossy undergrowth. The air feels cool and still, with a sense of quiet melancholy. no border, no frame, no watermark, no text, no signature, edge-to-edge illustration.
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Cinderella's Kitchen Hearth

indoor night Winter, implied by the need for a fire.

A humble, soot-stained kitchen hearth in a European manor house, where Cinderella performs her chores. It's a place of warmth but also drudgery.

Mood: Warm, but also oppressive and humble.

Cinderella sits by the hearth, dreaming of the ball, before her magical transformation.

stone hearth glowing embers soot-stained walls simple wooden stool cooking pots
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A rustic, large stone hearth in a humble European kitchen, glowing with warm embers and a small, crackling fire. The surrounding stone walls are dark with soot, and a simple, worn wooden stool sits nearby. Iron cooking pots hang from hooks above the fire, catching the warm light. Shadows dance on the rough-hewn timber ceiling beams, creating a cozy yet melancholic atmosphere. no border, no frame, no watermark, no text, no signature, edge-to-edge illustration.
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Grandmother's Cottage

indoor afternoon Mild, perhaps spring or summer, given the walk through the woods.

A small, cozy, and somewhat isolated cottage in a European forest, with a bed and a fireplace, which becomes a scene of danger.

Mood: Initially welcoming and quaint, then tense and dangerous.

Little Red Riding Hood encounters the disguised wolf here, leading to her being eaten.

small wooden bed fireplace window looking out to forest simple wooden furniture
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A small, cozy, and dimly lit interior of a humble European forest cottage. A simple wooden bed with a patchwork quilt is positioned against a wall, near a small, leaded-pane window that looks out onto dense trees. A stone fireplace with a small, smoldering fire provides the only significant light, casting warm shadows on the rough plaster walls and exposed timber beams. A worn wooden table and two chairs complete the sparse furnishings. no border, no frame, no watermark, no text, no signature, edge-to-edge illustration.
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Giant's Castle in the Clouds

indoor morning Clear, sunny, above the clouds.

A colossal, imposing castle high above the clouds, built for giants. It features immense, heavy furniture and a sense of overwhelming scale.

Mood: Awe-inspiring, dangerous, and immense.

Jack outwits the giants and acquires their treasures.

enormous wooden table oversized chairs gold coins and treasures stone walls cloudy vistas
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The interior of an immense, cavernous castle hall, high above the clouds. Colossal, rough-hewn stone walls rise to a vaulted ceiling, with light streaming in from massive, arched windows revealing a boundless expanse of white clouds. An enormous, crudely built wooden table and chairs, scaled for giants, dominate the foreground. Piles of glittering gold coins and precious jewels are scattered across the table and floor, reflecting the bright morning light. The air is clear and vast, with a sense of overwhelming scale. no border, no frame, no watermark, no text, no signature, edge-to-edge illustration.