Gyda's Saucy Message
by Jennie Hall
King Harald and the Long Hair
Once there was a king named Harald. He was a good king. His land was small. King Harald heard about Gyda. She was very pretty. She was also very smart. King Harald wanted to marry Gyda.
King Harald called his helper, Guthorm. "Go to Gyda," he said. "Take nice presents. Ask her to be my wife." Guthorm went to Gyda.
Gyda heard Guthorm's words. She said, "No. I won't marry him." "Harald is king of a small land." "Many small kings live in Norway." "He must make one big country." "He is not a big king yet." "Then I will be his wife." Gyda walked away.
Guthorm went back to King Harald. He felt a little scared. He did not want to tell King Harald. Gyda's words were not nice.
Guthorm saw King Harald. He was in his big hall. Guthorm told Gyda's words. Everyone watched King Harald. They thought he would be angry.
King Harald was not angry. He smiled a big smile. "This is a good idea!" he said. He liked Gyda's words.
King Harald made a big promise. "I will not cut my hair," he said. "I will not comb my hair." "Not until I am king of Norway." His friends cheered very loud. They liked his big promise.
King Harald sent special messages. He asked many people for help. He wanted to make one big country. He made a big army. They would bring all lands together.
King Harald and his friends went. They went to many places. They talked to many people. More people joined King Harald. They wanted one big country too.
King Harald made new rules. He helped people live in peace. He asked for food or money. This helped the country grow. He had good helpers too.
Many people liked the new peace. They liked King Harald's rules. But some leaders did not like it. They liked doing things their own way. They did not like King Harald.
King Harald's hair got very long. It was not cut or combed. People called him Harald Long-Hair. He kept his big promise.
A leader named Solfi was not happy. King Harald made Solfi's father leave. Solfi wanted to make trouble. He went near the water. He got friends to help him. They did not agree with King Harald.
King Harald worked very hard. He made one big, peaceful country. He showed challenges help you do great things!
Original Story
Gyda's Saucy Message
Now Harald heard men talk of Gyda, the daughter of King Eric.
"She is very beautiful," they said, "but she is very proud, too. She can both read and make runes. No other woman in the world knows so much about herbs as she does. She can cure any sickness. And she is proud of all this!"
Now when King Harald heard that, he thought to himself:
"Fair and proud. I like them both. I will have her for my wife."
So he called his uncle, Guthorm, and said:
"Take rich gifts and go to Gyda's foster-father[\[8\]](#Footnote_8_8) and tell him that I will marry Gyda."
So Guthorm and his men came to that house and they told the king's message to the foster-father. Gyda was standing near, weaving a rich cloak. She heard the speech. She came up and said, holding her head high and curling her lip:
"I will not be his wife unless he puts all of Norway under him for my sake"
"I will not waste myself on a king of so few people. Norway is a strange country. There is a little king here and a little king there—hundreds of them scattered about. Now in Denmark there is but one great king over the whole land. And it is so in Sweden. Is no one brave enough to make all of Norway his own?"
She laughed a scornful laugh and walked away. The men stood with open mouths and stared after her. Could it be that she had sent that saucy message to King Harald? They looked at her foster-father. He was chuckling in his beard and said nothing to them. They started out of the house in anger. When they were at the door, Gyda came up to them again and said:
"Give this message to your King Harald for me: I will not be his wife unless he puts all of Norway under him for my sake."
So Guthorm and his men rode homeward across the country. They did not talk. They were all thinking. At last one said:
"How shall we give this message to the king?"
"I have been thinking of that," Guthorm said; "his anger is no little thing."
It was late when they rode into the king's yard; for they had ridden slowly, trying to make some plan for softening the message, but they had thought of none.
"I see light through the wind's-eyes of the feast hall," one said.
"Yes, the king keeps feast," Guthorm said. "We must give our message before all his guests."
So they went in with very heavy hearts. There sat King Harald in the high seat. The benches on both sides were full of men. The tables had been taken out, and the mead-horns were going round.
"Oh, ho!" cried King Harald. "Our messengers! What news?"
Then Guthorm said:
"This Gyda is a bold and saucy girl, King Harald. My tongue refuses to give her message."
The king stamped his foot.
"Out with it!" he cried. "What does she say?"
"She says that she will not marry so little a king," Guthorm answered.
Harald jumped to his feet. His face flushed red. Guthorm stretched out his hand.
"They are not my words, O King; they are the words of a silly girl."
"Is there any more?" the king shouted. "Go on!"
"She said: 'There is one king in Denmark and one king in Sweden. Is there no man brave enough to make himself king of all Norway? Tell King Harald that I will not marry him unless he puts all of Norway under him for my sake.'"
The guests sat speechless, staring at Guthorm. All at once the king broke into a roar of laughter.
"By the hammer of Thor!" he cried, "that is a good message. I thank you, Gyda. Did you hear it, friends? King of all Norway! Why, we are all stupids. Why did we not think of that?"
Then he raised his horn high.
"Now hear my vow. I say that I will not cut my hair or comb it until I am king of all Norway. That I will be or I will die."
Then he drank off the horn of mead, and while he drank it, all the men in the hall stood up and waved their swords and shouted and shouted. That old hall in all its two hundred years of feasts had not heard such a noise before.
"Ah, Harald!" Guthorm cried, "surely Thor in Valhalla smiled when he heard that vow."
The men sat all night talking of that wonderful vow.
On the very next day King Harald sent out his war-arrows. Soon a great army was gathered. They marched through the country north and south and east and west, burning houses and fighting battles as they went. People fled before them, some to their own kings, some inland to the deep woods and hid there. But some went to King Harald and said:
"We will be your men."
"Then take the oath, and I will be friends with you," he said.
The men took off their swords and laid them down and came one by one and knelt before the king. They put their heads between his knees and said:
"From this day, Harald Halfdanson, I am your man. I will serve you in war. For my land I will pay you taxes. I will be faithful to you as my king."
Then Harald said:
"I am your king, and I will be faithful to you."
Many kings took that oath and thousands of common men. Of all the battles that Harald fought, he did not lose one.
Now for a long time the king's hair and beard had not been combed or cut. They stood out around his head in a great bushy mat of yellow. At a feast one day when the jokes were going round, Harald's uncle said:
"Harald, I will give you a new name. After this you shall be called Harald Shockhead. As my naming gift I give you this drinking-horn."
"It is a good name," laughed all the men.
After that all people called him Harald Shockhead.
During these wars, whenever King Harald got a country for his own, this is what he did. He said:
"All the marshland and the woodland where no people live is mine. For his farm every man shall pay me taxes."
Over every country he put some brave, wise man and called him Earl. He said to the earls:
"You shall collect the taxes and pay them to me. But some you shall keep for yourselves. You shall punish any man who steals or murders or does any wicked thing. When your people are in trouble they shall come to you, and you shall set the thing right. You must keep peace in the land. I will not have my people troubled with robber vikings."
The earls did all these things as best they could; for they were good strong men. The farmers were happy. They said:
"We can work on our farms with peace now. Before King Harald came, something was always wrong. The vikings would come and steal our gold and our grain and burn our houses, or the king would call us to war. Those little kings are always fighting. It is better under King Harald."
But the chiefs, who liked to fight and go a-viking, hated King Harald and his new ways. One of these chiefs was Solfi. He was a king's son. Harald had killed his father in battle. Solfi had been in that battle. At the end of it he fled away with two hundred men and got into ships.
"We will make that Shockhead smart," he said.
So they harried the coast of King Harald's country. They filled their ships with gold. They ate other men's meals. They burned farmhouses behind them. The people cried out to the earls for help. So the earls had out their ships all the time trying to catch Solfi, but he was too clever for them.
In the spring he went to a certain king, Audbiorn, and said to him:
"Now, there are two things that we can do. We can become this Shockhead Harald's thralls, we can kneel before him and put our heads between his knees. Or else we can fight. My father thought it better to die in battle than to be any man's thrall. How is it? Will you join with my cousin Arnvid and me against this young Shockhead?"
"Yes, I will do it," said the king.
FOOTNOTES:
[\[8\]](#FNanchor_8_8) See note about [foster-father](#Foster-father) on page [197](#Page_197).
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Moral of the Story
Great achievements can be inspired by unexpected challenges or even perceived insults.
Characters
Gyda ★ protagonist
Slender and graceful, with a commanding presence that belies her youth. She carries herself with an air of innate nobility and confidence.
Attire: A rich, finely woven cloak, possibly made of wool or linen with intricate patterns, indicating her noble status and skill in weaving. Underneath, she would wear a long, flowing tunic dress, perhaps in deep blues or greens, cinched at the waist with a decorative belt, typical of Norse women's attire.
Wants: To see Norway united under a single, powerful king, and to marry a man worthy of her own high standards and intellect.
Flaw: Her pride and scornful nature can alienate others, though in this case, it serves her purpose.
She acts as the catalyst for Harald's transformation and unification of Norway, indirectly shaping the future of the country. She does not change herself but rather instigates change in others.
Proud, intelligent, ambitious, scornful, and bold. She is not easily impressed and challenges the status quo.
King Harald ★ protagonist
Initially a young, perhaps somewhat unkempt, king. After his vow, his hair and beard grow into a great bushy mat of yellow, earning him the nickname 'Shockhead'. He is strong and imposing, a warrior king.
Attire: Initially, the fine clothes of a king, likely wool tunics, trousers, and a cloak, possibly with some metal or leather adornments. After his vow, his attire would still be kingly but might appear less groomed due to his unkempt hair. He would wear practical, yet regal, Norse warrior clothing, perhaps a leather jerkin over a linen tunic, with a heavy wool cloak and sturdy boots.
Wants: Initially, to marry Gyda. After her challenge, his primary motivation becomes to unite all of Norway under his rule.
Flaw: Initially, perhaps a lack of overarching ambition beyond his current domain. His temper can also flare, though he quickly recovers.
Transforms from a king of 'few people' into the unifier of all Norway, driven by Gyda's challenge. He earns the nickname 'Shockhead' and establishes a new system of governance.
Proud, ambitious, decisive, good-humored (capable of laughter), and incredibly determined. He is a natural leader and a fierce warrior.
Guthorm ◆ supporting
An older, experienced Norseman, likely with a sturdy build befitting a king's uncle and trusted messenger.
Attire: Practical but respectable Norse attire, such as a sturdy wool tunic, trousers, and a cloak, suitable for travel and representing his status as the king's uncle. Perhaps a leather belt with a simple buckle.
Wants: To serve his nephew, King Harald, and deliver messages, even difficult ones, as faithfully as possible.
Flaw: His caution and fear of the king's anger can make him hesitant.
He serves as the messenger who delivers the pivotal challenge to Harald, inadvertently setting the king's grand ambition in motion. He remains a loyal advisor.
Loyal, cautious, thoughtful, and diplomatic. He is wary of Harald's temper but dedicated to his king.
Gyda's Foster-Father ○ minor
An older man, likely with a kind and perhaps slightly mischievous demeanor, indicated by his chuckling.
Attire: Simple but respectable Norse clothing, perhaps a practical tunic and trousers, reflecting his role as a foster-father to royalty but not necessarily a king himself.
Wants: To care for Gyda and allow her to express her true self, even if it means challenging a king.
Flaw: Not explicitly shown, but perhaps a passive nature in the face of Gyda's boldness.
Remains a static character, serving to highlight Gyda's character and validate her message.
Amused, wise, and supportive of Gyda's independence and spirit. He seems to understand her motivations.
Solfi ⚔ antagonist
A strong, battle-hardened Norse chief, likely with a formidable presence, reflecting his warrior nature.
Attire: Warrior attire, including a leather jerkin, metal helmet (perhaps with horns or wings, though historically inaccurate for Vikings, it's a common visual trope), sturdy trousers, and a cloak. He would carry weapons.
Wants: To avenge his father's death, resist Harald's rule, and continue the Viking way of life.
Flaw: His hatred for Harald and his adherence to old ways prevent him from adapting.
Remains a static antagonist, representing the old order that Harald seeks to dismantle.
Rebellious, vengeful, cunning, and proud. He values freedom and fighting over submission.
Locations
Gyda's Foster-Father's House
A traditional Norse longhouse, likely constructed of timber with a turf roof, featuring a central hearth. The interior would be dimly lit by a smoke hole and small 'wind's-eyes' (windows). Gyda is seen weaving a rich cloak, suggesting a main living area or hall.
Mood: Initially formal and expectant, then shifts to one of shock and scorn due to Gyda's defiance, followed by quiet contemplation from Guthorm and his men.
Guthorm delivers King Harald's marriage proposal, and Gyda defiantly rejects it, sending her 'saucy message'.
King Harald's Feast Hall
A large, impressive Norse longhouse, likely built of sturdy timber, designed for feasting and gatherings. It features a high seat for the king, long benches for guests, and would have a central hearth. Mead-horns are circulating, indicating a lively, celebratory atmosphere.
Mood: Initially boisterous and celebratory, then tense with anticipation and anger when Guthorm delivers Gyda's message, finally erupting into thunderous laughter and enthusiastic shouts of approval and loyalty.
Guthorm delivers Gyda's message to King Harald and his guests, leading to Harald's famous vow to unite Norway.
The King's Yard
The open area surrounding King Harald's longhouse, where messengers would arrive. It is late, suggesting darkness, with light visible from the feast hall's 'wind's-eyes'. Likely a busy, functional space within a larger settlement.
Mood: Tense and uncertain as Guthorm and his men dread delivering their difficult message.
Guthorm and his men arrive, contemplating how to deliver Gyda's message to the king.
Story DNA
Moral
Great achievements can be inspired by unexpected challenges or even perceived insults.
Plot Summary
King Harald, desiring the beautiful and proud Gyda, sends a marriage proposal. Gyda scornfully rejects him, declaring she will only marry a king who has unified all of Norway. Harald, instead of being angered, is inspired by her challenge and vows not to cut his hair until he achieves this goal. He embarks on a successful campaign to conquer and unify Norway, establishing new laws and earning the nickname 'Shockhead', though he faces ongoing resistance from rebellious chiefs.
Themes
Emotional Arc
challenge to triumph
Writing Style
Narrative Elements
Cultural Context
The story is a fictionalized account inspired by Harald Fairhair, the first King of Norway, and the legend of his vow to unify Norway. It reflects the transition from a fragmented collection of petty kingdoms to a unified nation.
Plot Beats (13)
- King Harald hears tales of Gyda's beauty, pride, and wisdom, and decides he wants her for his wife.
- Harald sends his uncle Guthorm with rich gifts to propose marriage to Gyda.
- Gyda, overhearing the proposal, scornfully rejects Harald, stating she will only marry him if he first unifies all of Norway, mocking his status as a king of 'so few people'.
- Guthorm and his men return, apprehensive about delivering Gyda's insulting message to Harald.
- Guthorm delivers Gyda's message to Harald in his feast hall, before all his guests, expecting his anger.
- Harald, surprisingly, is not angered but inspired by Gyda's challenge, declaring it a 'good message'.
- Harald makes a solemn vow before his court that he will not cut or comb his hair until he is king of all Norway, inspiring his men.
- Harald immediately begins his campaign, sending out war-arrows and gathering an army to conquer Norway.
- Harald's army marches, fighting battles and gaining followers, establishing new allegiances.
- Harald implements new governance, claiming wild lands, taxing farmers, and appointing earls to maintain peace and collect taxes.
- Farmers appreciate the new peace and order under Harald, but chiefs who prefer fighting and raiding resent his rule.
- Harald's uncut hair earns him the nickname 'Harald Shockhead'.
- A chief named Solfi, whose father Harald killed, rebels against Harald's rule, harrying the coast and gathering allies to fight 'Shockhead Harald'.
