Allwise the Dwarf
by Walter Jerrold · from The reign of King Oberon
Adapted Version
Allwise the Dwarf was very clever. He tricked the Heroes. He asked for a promise. They said yes without thinking.
Allwise left his dark cave. He told his helpers to get ready. He went to Asgard.
The Heroes saw their mistake. They had a plan. They would talk to Allwise. They would talk until the sun came up. Dwarfs do not like the sun.
Thor said he would help. Freya was his friend. He would keep her safe.
Thor met Allwise. "Who are you?" asked Thor. "You look pale."
"I am Allwise," said the dwarf. "I live in a cave. I came for Freya. You promised."
"I will not let you," said Thor. "Freya is my friend. I did not promise."
Allwise was not happy. "Who are you to stop me?"
"I am Thor," he said. "I am strong. You cannot have Freya."
Allwise wanted Freya. "I want the pretty maid," he said.
Thor had an idea. "Let's play a game," he said. "Answer my questions. If you know all, you can have Freya."
Allwise was proud. "I know everything!" he said.
"What is the sun called?" asked Thor.
"Men call it 'Sun'," said Allwise. "Giants call it 'Ever-glow'. Elves call it 'Fair-wheel'."
"What is the wind called?" asked Thor.
"Men call it 'Wind'," said Allwise. "Giants call it 'Whooper'. Elves call it 'Soft-Gale'."
"What is the sea called?" asked Thor.
"Men call it 'Sea'," said Allwise. "Giants call it 'Sound-ham'. Elves call it 'Sea-blink'."
Allwise answered all the questions. He was very smart.
Then Thor smiled. "Look!" he said. "The sun is up! The room is full of light!"
Allwise saw the sun. He could not move. He turned to stone.
The Heroes were happy. Freya was safe. They did not have to give her away.
Thor was clever. He saved Freya by thinking fast.
The sun came up. Allwise turned to stone. Freya was safe. Everyone was happy.
Original Story
Allwise the Dwarf
Allwise the Dwarf once by his cunning wiles entrapped the Heroes into a promise that they would give him the beautiful Freya for his wife, and he set out from his cavern home for Asgard that he might claim fulfilment of the promise. Before leaving he gave orders to his servant dwarfs that they should deck the place against his return with the bride.
Now the Heroes of Asgard finding that they had been tricked into making a promise which they did not intend marvelled how they might spare themselves the fulfilling of it. Thor at length suggested that as Allwise would visit Asgard by night, and as he could not bear the sunlight, they should keep him engaged in talk until the sun rose, and what is more he offered to do this himself, and so when the dwarf reached the city of the Heroes it was Thor whom he first encountered, and who hailed him thus: “What fellow art thou? Why art thou pale as if thou hadst come from among the dead? Surely thou art but a sorry bridegroom.”
Then answered the dwarf: “Allwise my name is; I dwell in a cavern beneath the earth, and I am come to fetch my bride for the Heroes will not break their plighted word.”
“I will break it,” said Thor firmly, “for Freya is my ward, and I was not of those who made the promise to you. It is needful that I should hallow the weddings of the Heroes.”
“Who is this fellow,” said Allwise the dwarf scornfully, “who claims to control the fair-beaming maid?”
“Thor is my name,” answered the Hero wrathfully, “I am Longbeard’s son. I have travelled far. Without my will thou shalt never have the maid, or make this match.”
“I would rather have thy good will; I would sooner win than want the snow-white maid.”
“The maiden’s love shall not be denied to thee, thou wise guest,” said Thor with guile, “if thou canst tell me all that I want to know.”
“That can I do,” answered the dwarf confidently.
“Tell me, then, Allwise, for methinks thou, Dwarf, knowest the whole history of mankind, how is the Earth, which lies about the sons of men, called by all different beings that are?”
“It is ‘Earth’ among men; ‘Field’ among the Heroes; the Wanes call it ‘Way’; the Giants call it ‘Ever-green’; the Elfs call it ‘Growing,’ and the High Gods call it ‘Clay.’”
“Tell me, Allwise, for methinks thou, Dwarf, knowest the whole history of mankind, how is Heaven called by all the beings that are?”
“It is ‘Heaven’ among men; ‘Warmer’ among the Heroes; the Wanes call it ‘Wind-woof’; the Giants call it ‘High-home’; the Elfs call it ‘Fair-roof’; and Dwarfs ‘Drip-hall.’”
“Tell me, Allwise, for methinks thou, Dwarf, knowest the whole history of mankind, how is the Moon that all men see called by all the beings that are?”
“It is ‘Moon’ among men; ‘Mylin’ among the Heroes; ‘Whirling-Wheel’ in Hell; ‘Hastener’ by the Giants; ‘Sheen’ by the Dwarfs; while the Elfs call it ‘Year-teller.’”
“Tell me, Allwise, for methinks thou, Dwarf, knowest the whole history of mankind, how is the Sun that all men see called by all the beings that are?”
“It is ‘Sol’ among men; ‘Sun’ among the Heroes; the Dwarfs call it ‘Day’s-child’; the Giants call it ‘Ever-glow’; ‘Fair-wheel’ the Elfs; and ‘All-Sheer’ the sons of the Anses.”
“Tell me, Allwise, for methinks thou, Dwarf, knowest the whole history of mankind, how are the clouds that are mingled with shadows called by all the beings that are?”
“‘Sky’ among men; ‘Shower-boder’ among the Heroes; ‘Wind-floe’ among the Wanes; ‘Wet-boder’ among the Giants; ‘Weather-main’ among the Elfs; and in Hell they call it ‘Helm-of-Darkness.’”
“Tell me, Allwise, for methinks thou, Dwarf, knowest the whole history of mankind, how is the Wind, that travels so far, called by all the beings that are?”
“‘Wind’ among men; ‘Waverer’ among the Heroes; ‘Whooper’ among the Giants; the Elfs call it ‘Soft-Gale’; in Hell they call it ‘Whistle-Gust.’”
“Tell me, Allwise, for methinks thou, Dwarf, knowest the whole history of mankind, how is the Calm that rests called by all the beings that are?”
“‘Calm’ it is called among men; ‘Lee’ among the Heroes; the Wanes call it ‘Wind-slack’; the Giants call it ‘Sultry’; the Elfs ‘Soul-of-Day’; and the Dwarfs ‘Day’s Rest.’”
“Tell me, Allwise, for methinks thou, Dwarf, knowest the whole history of mankind, what is the Main which men row over called by all the beings that are?”
“It is ‘Sea’ among men; ‘Level’ among the Heroes; ‘Wave’ among the Wanes; ‘Sound-ham’ among the Giants; the Elfs call it ‘Sea-blink,’ and the Dwarfs call it ‘Deep.’”
“Tell me, Allwise, for methinks thou, Dwarf, knowest the whole history of mankind, how is ‘Fire’ that burns before the sons of men called by all the beings that are?”
“It is ‘Fire’ among men; and ‘Fire’ among the Heroes; the Wanes call it ‘Wavy;’ ‘Greedy’ the Giants; ‘Furnace fire’ the Dwarfs; and in Hell they call it ‘Destroyer.’”
“Tell me, Allwise, for methinks thou, Dwarf, knowest the whole history of mankind, how is the Wood that grows before the sons of men called by all the beings that are?”
“It is ‘Wood’ among men; ‘Wield-fire’ among the Heroes; in Hell it is ‘Cliff-wrack’; Giants call it ‘Firewood’; the Elfs ‘Fair-foliage’; and the Wanes call it ‘Wand.’”
“Tell me, Allwise, for methinks thou, Dwarf, knowest the whole history of mankind, how is Night, Norwis’ daughter, called by all the beings that are?”
“‘Night’ among men; ‘Newl’ among the Heroes; ‘Unlight’ the Giants; ‘Sleep-joy’ the Elfs; and the Dwarfs call it ‘Sleep-fairy.’”
“Tell me, Allwise, for methinks thou, Dwarf, knowest the whole history of mankind, how is the Seed that the sons of men sow called by all the beings that are?”
“‘Bigg’ among men; ‘Barley’ among the Heroes; the Wanes call it ‘Waxth’; ‘Oat’ the Giants; the Elfs ‘Lees-staff’; in Hell it is ‘Blight.’”
“Tell me, Allwise, for methinks thou, Dwarf, knowest the whole history of mankind, how is the Ale the sons of men drink called by all the beings that are?”
“‘Ale’ among men; ‘Beer’ among the Heroes; the Wanes call it ‘Draught’; ‘Clear-lees’ the Giants; in Hell it is ‘Mead’; while the Dwarfs call it ‘Good cheer!’”
“Now,” said Thor, “I never on one man’s tongue saw more of the olden words, but with great wiles, oh, Allwise, hast thou been beguiled, for the Day is upon thee, Dwarf; the hall is full of sunshine.”
It was even as Thor said the day had come, and with it the Dwarf who had been kept in close talk without guessing why was suddenly turned into a figure of stone, and the Heroes were relieved of their rash promise to send the beautiful Freya from Asgard as wife of the dark-loving Allwise.
The Scandinavian Dwarf having resumed his place, Oberon turned to his Queen and said that her Nymphidia had given them all a very pretty little song, perhaps some of her attendants had stories they would like to tell.
“Of course they have,” replied Titania, and turned to the fairies immediately about her throne, saying, “now who shall it be?”
Quick, as befitted her name, was the first to respond with, “If a very short story will do I can tell one,” and Pink almost in the same breath said “I can tell one if a very short one will do.”
Titania stopped the others who would have offered also, and said, “Quick and Pink shall tell them, then.”
At once Quick took her place, and when all the fairy kingdom was attentive began to tell about
Story DNA
Moral
Promises made under duress or trickery may be circumvented by superior wit.
Plot Summary
Allwise the Dwarf tricks the Heroes into promising him the beautiful Freya as his wife. Unwilling to break their word but determined to save Freya, the Heroes devise a plan for Thor to keep Allwise talking until sunrise, knowing dwarfs turn to stone in daylight. Thor engages Allwise in a lengthy quiz, asking him to name various elements as they are called by different beings. Allwise, proud of his vast knowledge, answers every question, unaware of the passing time. As the sun rises, Thor reveals his deception, and Allwise is turned to stone, freeing Freya and the Heroes from their rash promise.
Themes
Emotional Arc
tension to relief
Writing Style
Narrative Elements
Cultural Context
This story is a retelling of the Alvíssmál (Lay of Alvíss) from the Poetic Edda, a collection of Old Norse poems. It showcases the Norse gods' wit and cunning, particularly Thor's, in dealing with threats or unwanted obligations.
Plot Beats (15)
- Allwise the Dwarf uses cunning to trick the Heroes into promising him Freya as his wife.
- Allwise leaves his cavern, instructing his servants to prepare for his bride, and travels to Asgard.
- The Heroes of Asgard realize their predicament and devise a plan: keep Allwise talking until sunrise, as he cannot bear sunlight.
- Thor volunteers to execute the plan, as he was not part of the original promise and can challenge Allwise.
- Allwise arrives in Asgard and is immediately confronted by Thor, who questions his identity and suitability as a bridegroom.
- Allwise asserts his name and purpose, stating the Heroes will honor their word.
- Thor firmly states he will break the promise, as Freya is his ward and he was not involved in the original pledge.
- Allwise scoffs at Thor's claim, but Thor asserts his authority as Longbeard's son.
- Thor, with guile, offers to grant Allwise the maiden's love if the dwarf can answer all his questions.
- Allwise confidently agrees, believing he knows everything.
- Thor begins a lengthy interrogation, asking how various natural elements (Earth, Heaven, Moon, Sun, Clouds, Wind, Calm, Sea, Fire, Wood, Night, Seed, Ale) are called by different beings (men, Heroes, Wanes, Giants, Elfs, Dwarfs, Hell, Anses).
- Allwise meticulously answers each question, demonstrating his comprehensive knowledge.
- As Allwise finishes his last answer, Thor declares that the day has come and the hall is full of sunshine, revealing the trick.
- Allwise, exposed to the sunlight, turns into a figure of stone.
- The Heroes are relieved of their rash promise, and Freya is saved from marrying Allwise.
Characters
Allwise the Dwarf ⚔ antagonist
Short in stature, with a pale complexion, almost as if he has come from among the dead. His build is likely sturdy and compact, typical of dwarfs, but his pallor is a distinguishing feature.
Attire: Practical, dark clothing suitable for living in caverns beneath the earth. Likely made of sturdy, rough-spun fabrics in muted earth tones, perhaps with some simple leather accents. No elaborate ornamentation, as his focus is on knowledge and cunning, not display.
Wants: To claim Freya as his wife, fulfilling the promise he tricked the Heroes into making. He is driven by a desire for what he perceives as his due.
Flaw: Vulnerability to sunlight, which turns him to stone. His overconfidence in his knowledge and cunning also blinds him to Thor's deception.
He begins confident and cunning, believing he will succeed in his claim. He remains intellectually sharp throughout the interrogation but is ultimately outsmarted and turned to stone, failing to achieve his goal.
Cunning, confident, knowledgeable, scornful, persistent. He believes his intellect makes him superior and entitled.
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A short, sturdy male dwarf standing upright, facing forward, full body visible from head to toe. He has very pale, almost greyish skin, a sharp, angular face, and dark, deep-set eyes. His hair is dark brown, short, and practical, with a neatly trimmed dark beard. He wears a tunic of dark grey rough-spun wool, a simple brown leather belt, and dark trousers tucked into sturdy leather boots. He has a confident, slightly scornful expression. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, single figure, no watermark, no text, no signature.
Thor ★ protagonist
A powerful and imposing figure, likely tall and muscular, befitting a Norse god known for strength. He is described as a 'Hero' and 'Longbeard's son', implying a strong, warrior-like physique.
Attire: Warrior attire suitable for a Norse god. Likely sturdy leather and metal armor, perhaps with a cape. Colors would be rich but functional, such as deep blues, reds, or browns, with metallic accents. No mention of his hammer, Mjolnir, in this specific tale, so it's not a key item here.
Wants: To prevent Allwise from marrying Freya and to uphold the honor of Asgard, despite the Heroes' rash promise. He is driven by a sense of duty and protection.
Flaw: His initial wrath can be a weakness, but in this story, he channels it into cunning.
He begins determined to break the promise and protect Freya. Through his cleverness, he successfully outwits Allwise, demonstrating his wisdom alongside his strength.
Firm, wrathful (when provoked), cunning, protective, resourceful. He is willing to use trickery to uphold justice and protect his ward.
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A tall, muscular male god standing upright, facing forward, full body visible from head to toe. He has a strong, square jaw, a short, well-maintained reddish-blonde beard, and piercing blue eyes. His hair is reddish-blonde, styled in a practical, mid-length cut. He wears a sturdy leather tunic over a chainmail shirt, with a heavy, dark blue wool cape draped over one shoulder, fastened with a silver brooch. His expression is firm and intelligent, with a hint of cunning. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, single figure, no watermark, no text, no signature.
Freya ◆ supporting
Described as 'beautiful' and 'snow-white maid,' implying fair skin, grace, and elegance. She is the object of Allwise's desire and Thor's protection.
Attire: Elegant and flowing garments, befitting a goddess of beauty. Likely made of fine silks or linens in light, ethereal colors like white, silver, or pale gold, possibly with delicate embroidery or subtle jewelry. Her attire would emphasize grace and beauty.
Wants: To avoid marrying Allwise, though this is inferred from Thor's actions to protect her.
Flaw: Her vulnerability as a pawn in the Heroes' rash promise.
She remains a static character, the object of conflict, but is ultimately saved from an undesirable marriage.
Implied to be gentle and desirable, as she is the prize. Her agency is not shown, but her beauty is a key plot point.
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A beautiful young adult goddess standing upright, facing forward, full body visible from head to toe. She has fair, luminous skin, a delicate oval face, and large, gentle blue eyes. Her very long, wavy golden hair flows freely down her back, reaching her waist. She wears a flowing gown of shimmering white silk, with a delicate silver embroidered trim along the neckline and sleeves. Her expression is serene and slightly wistful. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, single figure, no watermark, no text, no signature.
Locations
Allwise's Cavern Home
A subterranean dwelling, deep beneath the earth, where Allwise the Dwarf resides. It is a place of darkness, prepared by servant dwarfs for the return of their master with his bride.
Mood: Dark, ancient, industrious, awaiting a celebration.
Allwise departs from here to claim Freya, ordering his servants to decorate it for his return.
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A vast, rough-hewn cavern chamber deep underground, lit by the flickering glow of numerous small, enchanted lanterns hanging from stalactites. The floor is uneven rock, and the walls are damp, dark stone with veins of unknown minerals. Elaborate, intricate carvings of dwarven script and symbols adorn some surfaces, and sturdy, dark wooden furniture is arranged, hinting at preparations for a feast. no border, no frame, no watermark, no text, no signature, edge-to-edge illustration.
Asgard City Gates
The entry point to Asgard, the city of the Heroes, where Allwise first encounters Thor. It is a place where night transitions to dawn.
Mood: Tense, watchful, strategic, as Thor plans to outwit Allwise.
Allwise arrives at Asgard and is immediately engaged in conversation by Thor, beginning the fateful riddle contest.
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A massive, ornate gatehouse of Asgard, constructed from colossal, polished golden-hued stone blocks, with intricate Norse knotwork carvings. The heavy, bronze-clad gates are slightly ajar, revealing a glimpse of the city within. Outside, a wide, paved road leads up to the gate, flanked by ancient, gnarled oak trees. The sky is a deep, pre-dawn blue, with the first faint hints of orange and pink appearing on the eastern horizon. no border, no frame, no watermark, no text, no signature, edge-to-edge illustration.
A Hall in Asgard
A grand hall within Asgard where Thor keeps Allwise engaged in conversation. It is initially dark, but as the conversation progresses, it fills with the light of the rising sun.
Mood: Intellectual, cunning, suspenseful, culminating in a dramatic reveal.
Thor and Allwise engage in a lengthy riddle contest, culminating in Allwise's transformation into stone as the sun rises.
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A vast, high-ceilinged hall within Asgard, constructed from massive, rough-hewn timber beams and polished stone blocks, adorned with intricate Norse carvings and tapestries depicting heroic deeds. Large, arched windows line one wall, initially dark, but now streaming with brilliant, golden morning sunlight that illuminates dust motes in the air and casts long, dramatic shadows. A central hearth, now cold, sits on a stone dais. no border, no frame, no watermark, no text, no signature, edge-to-edge illustration.