Danílo the Unfortunate

Danílo the Unfortunate

Good Prince Vladímir had many henchmen and serfs in the city of Kíev,

and amongst them there was Danílo the Unfortunate, the noble. And on

Sundays Prince Vladímir used to give all his servants goblets filled

with wine, but Danílo good hard blows; and on great feast days every one

was sated, but Danílo had nothing.

On the eve of Easter Sunday Prince Vladímir summoned Danílo the

Unfortunate, and he gave him eighty score of sable skins, and he bade

him sew a shúba[7] for the feast: the sable skins were not prepared,

and the buttons had not been moulded, and the buttonholes had not been

made. In the buttons he was bidden mould the wild beasts of the wood and

to sew into the buttonholes all the seabirds.

Danílo the Unfortunate loathed the task, so he hurled it away, and he

went outside. He went out on his road and way, and shed tears. An old

woman came to meet him. “Look, Danílo,” she said, “do not rend yourself

asunder: why are you crying, Danílo the Unfortunate?”

“Oh, you old fatty!” he exclaimed, “shivers and shakes, quivers and

quakes! Be off! this has nothing to do with you!” Then he went on a

little way and thought, “Why did I bid her remove?” So he approached her

again and said, “Bábushka,[8] little dove, forgive me: this is my

trouble. Prince Vladímir has given me eighty score of sable skins, of

which I am to make a shúba in the morning. If only the buttons had

been moulded and the silken buttonholes sewn! But there are to be lions

moulded on to the buttons, and there are to be shepherds embroidered on

to the buttonholes that should have sung and warbled. How am I to set

about it? It would be better for me to drink vódka behind the

counter.”

Then the old woman, with her patched skirt, said, “Oh, I am now

‘Bábushka’ and your ‘little dove’! Do you go to the border of the blue

sea, and stand in front of the grey oak: at the hour of midnight the

blue sea will boil over and Chúdo-Yúda, the Old Man of the Sea, will

come out to you: he has no hands, no feet, and he has a grey beard. Take

hold of him by his beard and beat him until he asks you, ‘Why do you

beat me, Danílo the Unfortunate?’ Then you are to answer, ‘I am beating

you for this reason: let me see the Swan,[9] the fair maiden; let her

body glint through her wings, and through her body let her bones appear,

and from bone to bone let the marrow run like a flowing string of

pearls.’”

Then Danílo the Unfortunate went to the blue sea, and he stood in front

of the dusky oak: and at midnight the blue sea was disturbed and

Chúdo-Yúda, the Old Man of the Sea, appeared before him. He had no

hands, he had no feet, and his beard was grey. Danílo seized him by his

beard and began to beat him on to the grey earth. Then at last

Chúdo-Yúda asked him: “Why do you beat me, Danílo the Unfortunate?” “For

this reason: let me see the Swan, the fair maiden; let her body glint

through her wings, and through her body let her bones appear, and from

bone to bone let the marrow run like a flowing string of pearls.”

Very soon the Swan, the fair maiden, swam up to the shore, and she spoke

in this wise:

                   “Is it work on your way,

                   Or for sloth do you stay?”

“Oh, Swan, fair maiden, I have a double task: Prince Vladímir has bidden

me sew a shúba, and the sables are not prepared, the buttons are not

moulded, and the buttonholes are not sewn.”

“You take me with you, and it will all be done in time.”

Then he began to think in his thoughts, “How shall I take her with me?”

“Now, Danílo, what are you thinking?”

“I must do as you say: I will take you with me.”

So she flapped her wings, and she moved her little head, and said, “Turn

to me with your white face; we will build for ourselves a princely

house. Shake your locks, that our house may have rooms.” Then twelve

youths appeared, all of them carpenters, sawyers, stone-hewers; and they

set to work, and the house was soon ready.

Then Danílo took her by her right hand, and he kissed her on her sweet

lips, and he led her into the princely home. They sat down at a table,

ate and drank. They refreshed themselves, and their hands met at one

table. “Now, Danílo, go to rest and to bed; think of nothing else; it

will all be done.” So she laid him to sleep and herself went out to the

crystal flight of steps. And she waved her pinions and she shook her

little head: “My father,” she cried, “send me your craftsmen!”

And the twelve youths appeared and asked, “Swan-bird, fair maiden, what

do you bid us do?”

“Sew me this shúba at once: the sables are not prepared, the buttons

are not moulded, the buttonholes are not sewn.”

So they set to work: one of them made the sables ready and sewed the

shúba, one of them worked the forge and moulded the buttons, and one

of them sewed the buttonholes, and in a minute, wondrously, the shúba

was made.

Then the Swan-bird, the fair maiden, came up and woke Danílo the

Unfortunate: “Arise, my dear friend, the shúba is ready, and the

church-bells are ringing in the city of Kíev: it is time for you to

arise and to prepare for matins.”

Danílo arose, put on the shúba, and went: she looked out of the

window, stayed, gave him a silver staff, and bade him, “When you leave

matins, stand on the right side of the choir as the choir leave, raise

your hands and strike the sable shúba, and the birds will sing

joyously and the lions roar fearsomely. Then take the shúba from your

shoulders and array Prince Vladímir at that instant, lest he forget us.

He will then summon you as a guest, and will give you a glass of wine.

Do not drink the glass to the bottom: if you drink it to the bottom no

good will befall you; and do not boast of me: do not boast that we built

a house together in a single night.”

Danílo took the silver staff and hied away, and she again stayed him on

his course, and she gave him three little eggs, two of silver, one of

gold, and said, “With the silver eggs give the Easter greeting to the

Prince and the Princess, but the golden one keep and live your life

along with it.”

Danílo the Unfortunate bade farewell to her and went to matins. All the

people wondered. “Look what a fine man Danílo the Unfortunate has

become: he has made the shúba and he has brought it with him for the

feast.”

After the Mass, he went up to the Prince and Princess, and he gave them

the Easter greeting, but carelessly took out the golden egg. Alyósha

Popóvich saw this, the Mocker of Women. As they went out of the church,

Danílo the Unfortunate struck himself on the breast with the silver

staff, and the birds sang and the lions roared; and all the folk were

amazed and gazed at Danílo. But Alyósha Popóvich, the Mocker of Women,

dressed himself as a sorry beggar and asked for holy alms. They all gave

to him; only Danílo the Unfortunate alone said and thought, “What shall

I give him? I have nothing to give.” So, as it was Easter Day, he gave

him the golden egg. Alyósha Popóvich took that golden egg and changed

into his former garb.

Prince Vladímir summoned them all to him, all to his palace to dessert:

so they ate and drank and were refreshed, and they exalted themselves.

Danílo drank until he was drunk; and, when he was drunk, made boast of

his wife. Alyósha Popóvich bragged at the feast that he knew Danílo’s

wife. But Danílo said, “If you know my wife you may cut off my head;

and, if you do not know her, you shall forfeit your own.”

So Alyósha Popóvich, the Mocker of Women, went whither his eyes might

go, and he went and wept.

Then the old woman met him on his way and asked, “Why are you weeping,

Alyósha Popóvich?”

“Go away, old woman with the swollen belly; I have naught to do with

you.”

“Yet I shall be of service to you.”

Then he began to ask her, “O my own grandmother, what did you wish to

tell me?”

“Ha! am I now your own grandmother?”

“O, I was boasting I knew Danílo’s wife!”

“O bátyushka,[10] how do you know her: was there any little bird that

told you? Do you go up to a certain house and invite her to feast with

the Prince. She will wash herself, busk herself, and put a little chain

out of the window. You take that chain and show it to Danílo the

Unfortunate.”

So Alyósha Popóvich, the Mocker of Women, went to the window jamb, and

called the Swan-bird, the fair maiden, to dine with the Prince. She was

starting to wash herself, busk herself, and make ready for the feast,

and that moment Alyósha Popóvich seized her little chain, ran up into

the palace, and showed it to Danílo the Unfortunate.

So Prince Vladímir said to Danílo the Unfortunate, “I see now that you

must forfeit your head.”

“Let me go home and bid farewell to my wife.” So he went home and said,

“O fair Swan-maiden, what have I done? I became drunk and I bragged of

you and have lost my life.”

“I know it all, Danílo the Unfortunate. Go, summon the Prince and

Princess here as your guests, and all the burghers and generals and

field-marshals and boyárs.”

“But the Prince will not come out in the mud and the mire!” (For the

roads were bad, and the blue sea became stormy; the marshes surged and

opened.)

“You are to tell him: ‘Have no fear, Prince Vladímir: across the rivers

have been built hazel-tree bridges, the transoms are of oak covered with

cloth of purple and with nails of tin. The shoes of the doughty warrior

will not be soiled, nor will the hoofs of his horse be smeared.’”

So Danílo the Unfortunate invited them as guests; and the Swan-bird, the

fair maiden, stepped out to her window, flapped her wings, shook her

little head, and there was a bridge laid from her house to the palace of

Prince Vladímir. It was covered with cloth of purple, tacked in with

tacks of tin; and on one side flowers grew, nightingales sang, and on

the other side apple trees and fruits bloomed and ripened.

The Prince and Princess made ready to be guests, and they set out on

their journey with all their noble host with them, crossed the first

river, which ran with splendid beer. And very many soldiers fell down by

that beer. Then they advanced to the second river, which ran with

wonderful mead, and more than half of the brave host bent down to drink

the mead and rolled on their sides. So they came to the third river,

which ran with glorious wine. Here all the officers bent down and drank

till they were drunk. At the fourth river powerful vódka flowed. And

the Prince looked backwards: all of his generals were lying on their

backs. Only the Prince was left with three companions—with the Princess,

Alyósha Popóvich, the Mocker of Women, and Danílo the Unfortunate.

Then the invited guests arrived, and they entered into the lofty palace:

there were tables standing, and the table-cloths were of silk, and the

chairs painted with many colours. They sat down at the tables: there

were all sorts of dishes and of foreign drinks. There were no bottles,

no mere pints—entire rivers flowed! Prince Vladímir and the Princess

drank nothing, tasted nothing, only looked on. When would the Swan, the

fair maiden, come out? And they sat long at the table, waited for her

long, until it was time to go home. Danílo the Unfortunate called her

once, and twice, and a third time, but she would not come and see her

guests.

Alyósha Popóvich, the Mocker of Women, then said, “If this had been my

wife I should have taught her to obey!”

Then the Swan-bird, the fair maiden, came out and stood at the window,

and she said these words: “This is how we teach our husbands!” And so

she flapped her wings, moved her little head, and flew about: and there

the guests sat on mounds in the bog.

               One way the waters tossed,

                 On the other lay woe,

               On the third side naught but moss,

                 On the fourth side—Oh!

“Get up, Prince, and avaunt! Let Danílo sit at the head of the table.”

So they went back all the way to their palace, and they were covered

with mud from head to foot.

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I myself then should have liked to see the Prince and Princess; and they

were just poking their heads out of the door, but, whilst it was

opening, I slipped and fell down flat.