A Smiling Idol

by Ambrose Bierce · from Fantastic Fables

fable satire satirical Ages 16+ 181 words 1 min read
Cover: A Smiling Idol

Adapted Version

CEFR A1 Age 5 350 words 2 min Canon 95/100

A man came to a new place. He saw a big stone statue. The statue looked old and kind. This was the Stone Friend. Mr. Guest stood near it. The Stone Friend spoke to him. "Why are you here, Mr. Guest?" it asked. "You want to change things. Do you forget old ways? These ways are old."

The Stone Friend spoke again. "Think of where you came from. Think of old things. Old ways are good ways. They help people here. Old ways are good. Do not forget them. Respect what is old. It has been here long."

Mr. Guest shook his head. "I have my own ideas," he said. "I have my own way. Your old words are not for me. I do not agree with them. My way is new. My way is good. I like my way best."

Mr. Guest looked at the Stone Friend. "I will keep sharing my ideas," he said. "I will tell people my way. I will not tell them your old ways. I will tell my good way. I will do this always."

Soon, the people came. They loved the Stone Friend. They had a special day. They sang happy songs. They danced and smiled. It was a joyful time for them. They showed respect to the Stone Friend. They were very happy.

Mr. Guest watched the people. He saw them dance. He heard their happy songs. They danced for their Stone Friend. They were very happy. He saw their joy. He thought about their joy. It was a good, happy joy. He watched them for a long time.

Mr. Guest thought much. He started to see. The Stone Friend was special to the people. His own way was special to him. Other ways are okay. All can be happy. Their way was good for them. His way was good for him.

Mr. Guest smiled a little. He said goodbye to the Stone Friend. He walked away slowly. The people kept dancing. They sang their happy songs. The Stone Friend watched them. All was well. All was happy in their own way.

Original Story 181 words · 1 min read

A Smiling Idol

An Idol said to a Missionary, “My friend, why do you seek to bring me into contempt?  If it had not been for me, what would you have been?  Remember thy creator that thy days be long in the land.”

“I confess,” replied the Missionary, fingering a number of ten-cent pieces which a Sunday-school in his own country had forwarded to him, “that I am a product of you, but I protest that you cannot quote Scripture with accuracy and point.  Therefore will I continue to go up against you with the Sword of the Spirit.”

Shortly afterwards the Idol’s worshippers held a great religious ceremony at the base of his pedestal, and as a part of the rites the Missionary was roasted whole.  As the tongue was removed for the high priest’s table, “Ah,” said the Idol to himself, “that is the Sword of the Spirit—the only Sword that is less dangerous when unsheathed.”

And he smiled so pleasantly at his own wit that the provinces of Ghargaroo, M’gwana, and Scowow were affected with a blight.


Story DNA fable · satirical

Moral

Religious zealotry, when driven by self-interest, can lead to absurd and destructive outcomes.

Plot Summary

A Missionary attempts to discredit an Idol, but the Idol challenges his motives and quotes scripture. The Missionary, driven by financial gain, dismisses the Idol and vows to continue his mission. Soon after, the Idol's worshippers roast the Missionary as part of a ceremony, removing his tongue. The Idol then makes a dark pun about the Missionary's 'Sword of the Spirit,' and its subsequent smile causes a blight in nearby provinces.

Themes

hypocrisyself-interestironycultural clash

Emotional Arc

arrogance to grim irony

Writing Style

Voice: third person omniscient
Pacing: brisk
Descriptive: sparse
Techniques: witty dialogue, dark humor, irony

Narrative Elements

Conflict: person vs person
Ending: tragic
Magic: talking idol, idol's smile causing blight
the ten-cent pieces (symbol of mercenary motives)the 'Sword of the Spirit' (symbol of religious rhetoric vs. physical reality)the smiling idol (symbol of indifferent, ancient power)

Cultural Context

Origin: American
Era: 19th century

Reflects late 19th-century Western attitudes towards 'primitive' cultures and the often-hypocritical motivations behind missionary efforts, as well as Bierce's characteristic cynicism.

Plot Beats (9)

  1. An Idol questions a Missionary's motive for trying to discredit it, suggesting the Missionary owes his existence to the Idol.
  2. The Idol quotes scripture, telling the Missionary to 'Remember thy creator'.
  3. The Missionary, while handling money from a Sunday-school, admits he is a 'product' of the Idol but criticizes its inaccurate scripture quoting.
  4. The Missionary vows to continue his mission against the Idol with the 'Sword of the Spirit'.
  5. Shortly after, the Idol's worshippers hold a large religious ceremony.
  6. As part of the rites, the Missionary is roasted whole.
  7. The Missionary's tongue is removed for the high priest's table.
  8. The Idol muses to itself that the tongue is the 'Sword of the Spirit' and is less dangerous unsheathed.
  9. The Idol smiles at its own wit, causing a blight in three provinces.

Characters 3 characters

The Idol ⚔ antagonist

deity/statue ageless non-human

A large, imposing statue carved from dark, possibly volcanic, stone. Its form is likely anthropomorphic or zoomorphic, consistent with ancient, non-Western deities, perhaps with multiple arms or animalistic features. It is described as 'smiling pleasantly' at its own wit, suggesting a fixed, perhaps slightly sinister, expression carved into its face.

Attire: None, as it is a statue. It would likely be adorned with offerings or ritualistic paint by its worshippers, but the story doesn't specify.

Wants: To maintain its worship and influence, to assert its ancient power and wisdom over new beliefs.

Flaw: Its pride in its own wit, which, when expressed, causes a blight.

Remains unchanged, asserting its dominance and proving its power over the invading religion.

Its fixed, pleasant, yet subtly sinister smile carved into dark stone.

Witty, sarcastic, ancient, powerful, malevolent, self-satisfied, observant.

Image Prompt & Upload
A large, ancient idol carved from dark, volcanic rock, standing on a simple stone pedestal. The idol has a humanoid form with multiple arms, its face is broad and flat with large, almond-shaped eyes and a wide, fixed, pleasant smile. Its body is adorned with simple, geometric carvings. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, single figure, no watermark, no text, no signature.

The Missionary ★ protagonist

human adult male

Likely a man of European descent, perhaps lean from his travels and dedication to his mission. His appearance would reflect the typical attire and grooming of a Christian missionary from the late 19th or early 20th century, given Bierce's era.

Attire: Practical, conservative European clothing suitable for a missionary in a foreign land. Perhaps a simple, dark, long-sleeved shirt, trousers, and sturdy boots. The story mentions him 'fingering a number of ten-cent pieces', suggesting pockets or a small pouch.

Wants: To convert the Idol's worshippers to his own religion, to 'go up against' the Idol with his faith.

Flaw: Underestimates the power and cunning of the Idol; his literal interpretation of scripture and his reliance on external support (money from Sunday-school).

Begins as a confident evangelist, but his mission ends in his demise, becoming a sacrifice to the very power he sought to dismantle.

His earnest, slightly exasperated expression, perhaps with a small pouch of ten-cent pieces.

Devout, determined, somewhat arrogant, literal-minded, financially dependent on his home church, ultimately naive about the true power he faces.

Image Prompt & Upload
A European male missionary standing upright, facing forward, full body visible from head to toe. He has a neatly trimmed dark beard and mustache, fair skin, and earnest blue eyes. He wears a simple, dark linen shirt with rolled-up sleeves, sturdy dark trousers, and worn leather boots. He holds a small, worn leather pouch in his right hand, his expression is one of determined conviction. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, single figure, no watermark, no text, no signature.

The Worshippers ○ minor

human adult unknown

Indigenous people of the regions of Ghargaroo, M’gwana, and Scowow. Their appearance would be consistent with non-Western, possibly tribal, communities, perhaps with darker skin tones and traditional adornments.

Attire: Traditional attire of their regions, likely simple fabrics, possibly adorned with natural elements like feathers, beads, or painted designs for a religious ceremony. The story implies a ritualistic context.

Wants: To honor and appease their Idol, to maintain their traditions.

Flaw: None explicitly stated, but their blind devotion leads to the Missionary's death.

Remain unchanged, continuing their worship and rituals.

A group performing a solemn, ancient ritual at the base of the Idol's pedestal.

Devout, traditional, loyal to their ancient deity.

Image Prompt & Upload
A group of indigenous people, men and women, standing around the base of a large stone idol. They have dark skin, various traditional hairstyles, and wear simple, earth-toned woven fabrics adorned with beads and feathers. Their expressions are solemn and reverent. Some are kneeling, others stand with hands clasped. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, single figure, no watermark, no text, no signature.
Locations 1 locations
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The Idol's Pedestal

outdoor Implied to be warm and dry, suitable for an outdoor ceremony in a tropical or sub-tropical region.

The base of a large, ancient idol, likely made of stone or wood, where a significant religious ceremony takes place. The ground around it would be trodden earth, possibly with ritualistic markings or offerings.

Mood: Sacred, imposing, later ominous and sacrificial.

The Missionary is roasted whole as part of a religious rite, and the Idol smiles, causing a blight.

Large, smiling idol Stone or wooden pedestal Trod earth ground Worshippers gathered Roasting fire/pit
Image Prompt & Upload
A massive, ancient stone idol with a wide, enigmatic smile carved into its face, stands atop a weathered, moss-covered pedestal. At its base, the ground is hard-packed earth, scorched in a central area where embers glow from a recent fire. Surrounding the pedestal are scattered offerings of tropical fruits and woven mats, suggesting a recent ceremony. The air is thick with the scent of smoke and tropical foliage under a hazy, warm sky. no border, no frame, no watermark, no text, no signature, edge-to-edge illustration.