The Faithful Cashier

by Ambrose Bierce · from Fantastic Fables

fable satire satirical Ages all ages 157 words 1 min read
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Adapted Version

CEFR A1 Age 5 528 words 3 min Canon 100/100

Once upon a time. In a big, busy bank. There was a man. His name was Mr. Money. He worked with numbers each day. He liked his job. One day, some money was not right. It was not in its place. The Bank Helpers came to see Mr. Money. They looked at him with stern faces. They felt a little worried. They knew money was missing. It was from the bank. This was not good. They wanted to know where it went. This was a big problem. A very big problem.

The Bank Helpers stood close. They were in front of Mr. Money. Their faces were still stern. "Mr. Money," one Helper said. His voice was firm. "Some money is not here. Where is it now? What did you do with it?" A second Helper nodded his head. "Yes, tell us, please. We need to know. This is very key for the bank. The bank needs answers." Mr. Money looked at them. He did not look worried at all. He looked calm. He even smiled a bit.

Mr. Money smiled a little. He looked very surprised. His eyes were wide. "Oh, my dear friends," he said. His voice was soft. "I am very surprised by your question. You think I am selfish? No, no, no. That is not true. I used that money. It was for a very key club. A very special club. It is called 'The Look-Good Club'. It helps us all."

The Bank Helpers looked at each other. Their stern faces softened a bit. They were confused. They did not know this club. "The Look-Good Club?" one Helper asked. His voice was full of wonder. "What does that club do, Mr. Money? We have not heard of it. Tell us more about this club. We want to know."

Mr. Money smiled a big smile. He looked very pleased. "Oh, it is very simple," he said. "This club helps all. It helps them look good. It helps them seem perfect. Yes, perfect! Even if they make a small mistake. The club makes sure no one sees it. The bank must look good, you see. The bank must always look its best. This club makes sure of that. It is very key for the bank."

Just then, a very key man came in. He walked with purpose. This was Mr. Big Boss. He was the head of the bank. He heard Mr. Money talking. Mr. Big Boss loved the bank very much. He wanted the bank to look perfect. Always perfect. He did not want any problems. Not ever. He took out his own money. He had many coins. He put it where the missing money was. "Now all looks good," he said. He smiled. "The bank is perfect again. No more worries."

The Bank Helpers were very happy. Their stern faces were gone. Mr. Money was happy too. He kept his job. He smiled a big smile. The missing money was not missing then. All looked good. The bank looked perfect. All were happy. They all cheered a little. The bank must look good. It was the most key thing. And it did. All was well.

Original Story 157 words · 1 min read

The Faithful Cashier

The Cashier of a bank having defaulted was asked by the Directors what he had done with the money taken.

“I am greatly surprised by such a question,” said the Cashier; “it sounds as if you suspected me of selfishness.  Gentlemen, I applied that money to the purpose for which I took it; I paid it as an initiation fee and one year’s dues in advance to the Treasurer of the Cashiers’ Mutual Defence Association.”

“What is the object of that organisation?” the Directors inquired.

“When any one of its members is under suspicion,” replied the Cashier, “the Association undertakes to clear his character by submitting evidence that he was never a prominent member of any church, nor foremost in Sunday-school work.”

Recognising the value to the bank of a spotless reputation for its officers, the President drew his check for the amount of the shortage and the Cashier was restored to favour.


Story DNA fable · satirical

Moral

Sometimes, a superficial appearance of virtue can be more valuable than actual integrity, especially when it serves the interests of the powerful.

Plot Summary

A bank cashier is caught having embezzled funds. When questioned, he claims he used the money to join a 'Cashiers’ Mutual Defence Association' whose purpose is to clear members' names by proving they were not overly religious. Recognizing the importance of maintaining a spotless reputation for the bank, the President covers the shortage, and the cashier is restored to his position, highlighting the cynical value placed on appearance over honesty.

Themes

corruptionreputationhypocrisyself-interest

Emotional Arc

suspicion to acceptance

Writing Style

Voice: third person omniscient
Pacing: brisk
Descriptive: sparse
Techniques: irony, direct dialogue

Narrative Elements

Conflict: person vs society
Ending: moral justice
the Cashiers’ Mutual Defence Associationchurch/Sunday-school work

Cultural Context

Origin: American
Era: 19th century

Ambrose Bierce was known for his cynical and satirical view of human nature and institutions, often reflecting post-Civil War disillusionment and Gilded Age corruption.

Plot Beats (7)

  1. A bank cashier defaults on funds and is confronted by the bank's directors.
  2. The directors ask the cashier to explain what he did with the money.
  3. The cashier expresses surprise at their suspicion and claims he used the money for a 'Cashiers’ Mutual Defence Association'.
  4. The directors ask about the association's purpose.
  5. The cashier explains the association defends members by proving they were not prominent in church or Sunday-school activities.
  6. The President of the bank, valuing the bank's reputation, pays the shortage from his own funds.
  7. The cashier is reinstated and restored to favor.

Characters 3 characters

The Cashier ★ protagonist

human adult male

Of average height and build, perhaps slightly portly from a sedentary profession. His hands might be soft, unaccustomed to manual labor, but his posture would be upright, suggesting a man who believes in his own rectitude.

Attire: A dark, well-tailored three-piece suit made of wool or serge, common for a bank employee in the late 19th century American context. A crisp white collared shirt, a conservative silk tie, and a gold watch chain draped across his waistcoat. His shoes would be polished leather oxfords.

Wants: To protect himself from the consequences of his embezzlement and maintain his position and reputation.

Flaw: His self-serving nature and willingness to exploit loopholes and the gullibility of others.

He successfully manipulates the situation to his advantage, avoiding punishment and being restored to favor, demonstrating a cynical victory.

His calm, almost smug expression while explaining his embezzlement.

Audacious, self-serving, cunning, composed, ironic.

Image Prompt & Upload
An adult male, slightly portly, standing upright and facing forward. He has a clean-shaven, round face with light blue eyes and thinning, neatly combed brown hair. He wears a dark grey wool three-piece suit, a crisp white collared shirt, a conservative dark red silk tie, and a gold watch chain across his waistcoat. His expression is calm and slightly smug. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, single figure, no watermark, no text, no signature.

The President ◆ supporting

human elderly male

A man of substantial build, perhaps a bit stooped with age but still commanding. His hands might show signs of a lifetime of work, though now primarily administrative.

Attire: A high-quality, dark wool business suit, possibly a frock coat, indicative of his senior position in a late 19th-century American bank. A starched white shirt, a dark tie, and perhaps a gold signet ring on his finger.

Wants: To protect the bank's reputation and, by extension, his own and the institution's financial stability.

Flaw: His susceptibility to manipulation when the bank's reputation is at stake, prioritizing image over justice.

He is initially concerned with the embezzlement but is ultimately convinced to overlook it to protect the bank's image, reinforcing the cynical theme of the story.

His stern, thoughtful expression as he considers the Cashier's audacious explanation.

Pragmatic, reputation-conscious, authoritative, easily swayed by perceived self-interest.

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An elderly male of substantial build, standing upright and facing forward. He has a stern face with a neatly trimmed grey beard and sharp grey eyes. His hair is white and thinning. He wears a dark grey wool frock coat, a starched white shirt, and a dark blue tie. He holds a gold-nibbed fountain pen in his right hand. A thoughtful, authoritative expression. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, single figure, no watermark, no text, no signature.

The Directors ◆ supporting

human adult | elderly male

A group of respectable, well-dressed gentlemen, likely varying in age and build but all projecting an air of financial success and conservative propriety. Some might be portly, others lean, but all would be well-groomed.

Attire: Each would wear a dark, formal business suit (three-piece suits or frock coats) made of fine wool, with crisp white shirts and conservative ties. They would exude an air of wealth and respectability typical of late 19th-century American businessmen.

Wants: To understand the embezzlement and protect the bank's assets and reputation.

Flaw: Their collective susceptibility to the Cashier's manipulation, prioritizing superficial reputation over actual integrity.

They begin by questioning the Cashier's actions but are ultimately swayed by the President's decision to prioritize reputation, becoming complicit in the cover-up.

A group of stern-faced men in dark suits, listening intently to the Cashier's explanation.

Concerned, inquisitive, easily influenced by the perceived importance of reputation, somewhat naive to the Cashier's cunning.

Image Prompt & Upload
A group of three adult to elderly males, standing upright and facing forward. They have serious expressions, a mix of clean-shaven and neatly bearded faces, and conservatively styled hair ranging from dark to grey. Each wears a dark wool three-piece suit, a crisp white shirt, and a conservative dark tie. They appear attentive and somewhat perplexed. Plain white background, full body visible head to toe, multiple figures, no watermark, no text, no signature.
Locations 1 locations
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Bank Directors' Office

indoor day

A formal, somewhat austere office within a bank, likely furnished with heavy, dark wood furniture and possibly a large, polished table for meetings. The atmosphere would be serious and business-like, perhaps a little tense given the subject matter.

Mood: Formal, tense, serious, professional

The cashier is confronted by the bank directors about the missing funds and explains his actions.

Large mahogany meeting table High-backed leather chairs Ornate gas lamps or electric fixtures (depending on era) Tall, narrow windows with heavy drapes Portraits of previous bank presidents or founders Polished wooden wainscoting
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An interior view of a late 19th-century American bank director's office. A long, dark mahogany table dominates the center, surrounded by several high-backed, dark leather chairs. The walls are paneled with rich, polished wood up to a picture rail, above which hangs a framed portrait of a stern-looking gentleman. Soft, diffused daylight filters through tall, arched windows, casting subtle shadows on the thick, patterned carpet. no border, no frame, no watermark, no text, no signature, edge-to-edge illustration.