CLEVER HANS

by Brothers Grimm

fairy tale humorous tale humorous Ages 5-10 938 words 5 min read
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Original Story 938 words · 5 min read

CLEVER HANS

A Ghibli-style illustration of Clever Hans and his humorous journey.

I

The mother of Hans said, “Whither away, Hans?”

Hans answered, “To Grethel.”

“Behave well, Hans.”

“Oh, I’ll behave well. Good-bye, Mother.”

“Good-bye, Hans.”

Hans comes to Grethel. “Good day, Grethel.”

“Good day, Hans. What do you bring that is good?”

“I bring nothing, I want to have something given me.”

Grethel presents Hans with a needle.

Hans says, “Good-bye, Grethel.”

“Good-bye, Hans.”

Hans takes the needle, sticks it into a hay-cart, and follows the cart home. “Good evening, Mother.”

“Good evening, Hans. Where have you been?”

“With Grethel.”

“What did you take her?”

“Took nothing; had something given me.”

“What did Grethel give you?”

286 “Gave me a needle.”

“Where is the needle, Hans?”

“Stuck in the hay-cart.”

“That was ill done, Hans. You should have stuck the needle in your sleeve.”

“Never mind, I’ll do better next time.”

II

“Whither away, Hans?”

“To Grethel, Mother.”

“Behave well, Hans.”

“Oh, I’ll behave well. Good-bye, Mother.”

“Good-bye, Hans.”

Hans comes to Grethel. “Good day, Grethel.”

“Good day, Hans. What do you bring that is good?”

“I bring nothing, I want to have something given me.”

Grethel presents Hans with a knife.

“Good-bye, Grethel.”

“Good-bye, Hans.”

Hans takes the knife, sticks it in his sleeve, and goes home.

“Good evening, Mother.”

“Good evening, Hans. Where have you been?”

“With Grethel.”

“What did you take her?”

“Took her nothing, she gave me something.”

“What did Grethel give you?”

“Gave me a knife.”

“Where is the knife, Hans?”

287 “Stuck it in my sleeve.”

“That’s ill done, Hans, you should have put the knife in your pocket.”

“Never mind, will do better next time.”

III

“Whither away, Hans?”

“To Grethel, Mother.”

“Behave well, Hans.”

“Oh, I’ll behave well. Good-bye, Mother.”

“Good-bye, Hans.”

Hans comes to Grethel. “Good day, Grethel.”

“Good day, Hans. What good thing do you bring?”

“I bring nothing. I want something given me.”

Grethel presents Hans with a young goat.

“Good-bye, Grethel.”

“Good-bye, Hans.”

Hans takes the goat, ties its legs, and puts it in his pocket. When he gets home it is suffocated.

“Good evening, Mother.”

“Good evening, Hans. Where have you been?”

“With Grethel.”

“What did you take her?”

“Took nothing, she gave me something.”

“What did Grethel give you?”

“She gave me a goat.”

“Where is the goat, Hans?”

“Put it in my pocket.”

288 “That was ill done, Hans, you should have put a rope round the goat’s neck.”

“Never mind, will do better next time.”

IV

“Whither away, Hans?”

“To Grethel, Mother.”

“Behave well, Hans.”

“Oh, I’ll behave well. Good-bye, Mother.”

“Good-bye, Hans.”

Hans comes to Grethel. “Good day, Grethel.”

“Good day, Hans. What good thing do you bring?”

“I bring nothing, I want something given me.”

Grethel presents Hans with a piece of bacon.

“Good-bye, Grethel.”

“Good-bye, Hans.”

Hans takes the bacon, ties it to a rope, and drags it away behind him. The dogs come and devour the bacon. When he gets home, he has the rope in his hand, and there is no longer anything hanging to it.

“Good evening, Mother.”

“Good evening, Hans. Where have you been?”

“With Grethel.”

“What did you take her?”

“I took her nothing, she gave me something.”

“What did Grethel give you?”

“Gave me a bit of bacon.”

“Where is the bacon, Hans?”

“I tied it to a rope, brought it home, dogs took it.”

289 “That was ill done, Hans, you should have carried the bacon on your head.”

“Never mind, will do better next time.”

V

“Whither away, Hans?”

“To Grethel, Mother.”

“Behave well, Hans.”

“I’ll behave well. Good-bye, Mother.”

“Good-bye, Hans.”

Hans comes to Grethel. “Good day, Grethel.”

“Good day, Hans. What good thing do you bring?”

“I bring nothing, but would have something given me.”

Grethel presents Hans with a calf.

“Good-bye, Grethel.”

“Good-bye, Hans.”

Hans takes the calf, puts it on his head, and the calf kicks his face.

“Good evening, Mother.”

“Good evening, Hans. Where have you been?”

“With Grethel.”

“What did you take her?”

“I took nothing, but had something given me.”

“What did Grethel give you?”

“A calf.”

“Where have you the calf, Hans?”

“I set it on my head and it kicked my face.”

“That was ill done, Hans, you should have led the calf, and put it in the stall.”

“Never mind, will do better next time.”

VI

“Whither away, Hans?”

“To Grethel, Mother.”

“Behave well, Hans.”

“I’ll behave well. Good-bye, Mother.”

“Good-bye, Hans.”

Hans comes to Grethel. “Good day, Grethel.”

“Good day, Hans. What good thing do you bring?”

“I bring nothing, but would have something given me.”

Grethel says to Hans, “I will go with you.”

Hans takes Grethel, ties her to a rope, leads her to the rack, and binds her fast. Then Hans goes to his mother.

“Good evening, Mother.”

“Good evening, Hans. Where have you been?”

“With Grethel.”

“What did you take her?”

“I took her nothing.”

“What did Grethel give you?”

“She gave me nothing, she came with me.”

“Where have you left Grethel?”

“I led her by the rope, tied her to the rack, and scattered some grass for her.”

“That was ill done, Hans, you should have cast friendly eyes on her.”

“Never mind, will do better.”

Hans went into the stable, cut out all the calves’ and sheep’s eyes, and threw them in Grethel’s face. Then Grethel became angry, tore herself lose and ran away, and became the Bride of Hans.

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Ghibli-style decorative element for i 333.

Ghibli-style decorative element for i 333.


Story DNA

Plot Summary

Clever Hans repeatedly visits Grethel, who gives him various gifts. Each time, he carries the gift incorrectly, leading his mother to give him specific advice on how to transport it. Hans, however, interprets his mother's advice in an extremely literal and foolish way, leading to the destruction or loss of the next gift. This pattern escalates until Hans, advised to 'cast friendly eyes' on Grethel, throws animal eyes in her face, causing her to flee, yet she inexplicably becomes his bride.

Themes

naivetymisinterpretationliteralismabsurdity

Emotional Arc

amusement to bewilderment

Writing Style

Voice: third person omniscient
Pacing: episodic
Descriptive: sparse
Techniques: repetition, rule of three (implied by repeated structure), dialogue-driven narrative

Narrative Elements

Conflict: person vs self (Hans's own foolishness)
Ending: humorous
the various gifts (representing common objects)

Cultural Context

Origin: German
Era: timeless fairy tale

This story reflects a common folk tale trope of the 'fool' or 'simpleton' whose literal interpretations of advice lead to absurd and humorous situations, often with a surprising or nonsensical resolution.

Plot Beats (9)

  1. Hans visits Grethel, who gives him a needle. He sticks it in a hay-cart, and his mother advises him to put it in his sleeve.
  2. Hans visits Grethel again, who gives him a knife. He sticks it in his sleeve, and his mother advises him to put it in his pocket.
  3. Hans visits Grethel, who gives him a goat. He puts it in his pocket, suffocating it, and his mother advises him to lead it by a rope.
  4. Hans visits Grethel, who gives him bacon. He drags it by a rope, losing it to dogs, and his mother advises him to carry it on his head.
  5. Hans visits Grethel, who gives him a calf. He puts it on his head, getting kicked, and his mother advises him to lead it to the stall.
  6. Hans visits Grethel, who decides to come home with him. He ties her to a rope, leads her to the rack, and scatters grass for her.
  7. Hans's mother advises him that he should have 'cast friendly eyes' on Grethel.
  8. Hans, misunderstanding, goes to the stable, cuts out the eyes of calves and sheep, and throws them in Grethel's face.
  9. Grethel becomes angry, tears herself loose, runs away, and then, inexplicably, becomes Hans's bride.

Characters

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Clever Hans

human young adult male

Not explicitly described, but implied to be a strong, able-bodied young man.

Attire: Simple peasant clothing: tunic, breeches, perhaps a cap. Likely made of rough, homespun fabric.

Calf kicking him in the face

Gullible, literal-minded, obedient (to a fault)

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Mother

human adult female

Not described, but implied to be a practical, if somewhat misguided, woman.

Attire: Typical peasant woman's clothing: long skirt, blouse, apron. Likely made of practical, durable fabric.

Shaking her head in exasperation

Well-intentioned, critical, unintentionally foolish

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Grethel

human young adult female

Not explicitly described, but implied to be a generous young woman.

Attire: Typical peasant woman's clothing: long skirt, blouse, apron. Perhaps slightly nicer than Hans's mother's clothing.

Eyes covered in calf's eyes

Generous, patient, eventually assertive

Locations

Mother's Cottage

indoor evening

A simple dwelling, presumably with a door or entryway where Hans greets his mother each evening.

Mood: homely, a place of instruction (however misguided)

Hans returns each evening to report his mishaps and receive his mother's (poor) advice.

doorway hearth table

Grethel's Place

indoor

Likely a house or farm, a place where Grethel has items to give away.

Mood: generous, a source of gifts

Hans visits Grethel repeatedly to receive gifts, setting up the escalating series of mishaps.

doorway kitchen larder

Hay-cart Route

outdoor

The road or path between Grethel's place and Hans's home, where a hay-cart travels.

Mood: ordinary, a place of learning (the wrong lessons)

Hans first errs by sticking the needle into the hay-cart, beginning his series of mistakes.

hay-cart dusty road fields

Stable with Rack

transitional

A stable with a rack for tying animals, accessible from the outside.

Mood: chaotic, violent

Hans ties Grethel to the rack, then cuts out the eyes of the animals and throws them at her, leading to her escape and marriage.

wooden rack calves sheep straw animal eyes